Posted on 02/19/22 by roland
HALL’S LEAVE JOURNEY
PRIME has learned the Hall’s, Jonathan-Christopher (talent) and Vickie (valet) are leaving PRIME.
“Simply wasn’t romantic enough,” Vickie said in an interview this morning. “We were being over looked. Like, I should be given full power alongside Lindsay Troy. Our journey should be continuing in the tournament but for many reasons, it isn’t.”
Vickie was also said to be extremely upset she spent the night covered in chocolate.
“Count Blueberry, whatever his name is… he ruined my baby’s night,” Jonathan-Christopher added when Vickie was unable to continue in front of this reporter due to severe trauma. “I love my baby so much. We had high hopes here but it wasn’t our fault.”
When asked about their current booking situation on ReVival #4, a match for an opportunity at the 5 Star Championship, the Amazing Life Partners (ALP) said they were completely unaware. Additionally, Jonathan-Christopher informed me his ALP was “triggered” after listening to a Cancer Jiles promo.
“Not for us. PRIME is clearly for jilted lovers,” JCH noted.
The duo are said to be looking on the independent circuit for bookings moving forward with the hopes they will land a MAJOR money contract from a rival competitor looking to swoop in and take two rising stars away. I’m being told from the internet wrestling community this is a “pipe dream”.
The dubbed Vow of Virtue, Jonathan-Christopher added, “We will weather the storm as true love prevails.”
PRIME wishes the Hall’s the best in their future Hallmark Journey.
This is Matt Mills, signing off.