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Summer School

Posted on 04/05/22 by Staff

Summer School

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In a story as old as time, Professor Pfefferman has been recalled to the wild plains of Colorado Springs, Colorado, wherein he will undertake the dissemination of summer calculus courses to unsuspecting community college students. Mr. Pfefferman has taken a substantial pay raise to take up his old position, being paid a first-year adjunct’s salary!

Mr. Pfefferman was overheard saying, “That should cover the name brand bologna!” before casually wondering about the state of the world. Our reporters had more interesting topics to cover, such as the growth of grass in the desert, and opted to not pay much attention.

It’s said that MGM Grand security was excited to see the man leave the building one last time.

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