Posted on 05/19/22 by roland
LOVE CONVOY’S ULTIMATUMS
Hello, Vickie Hall here. Things are tense between me and my sweetie up against the PRIME “mom” and her propaganda. We are so sick and tired of being disrespected. No SurViVor. No World Championship. No 5-Star Championship. No main events. No special spotlight. No, we were kicked out of the MGM Grand Garden Atrium gosh golly. We appeared on a different promotion, our names were spelled wrong. We are a footnote of jokes. All we ever wanted to do was love each other and win the world title and be at the top of the mountain so our Hallmark Journey could come to a close a real magical event and I am very triggered right now I ramble when I am triggered. So does my honey buns.
We’ve had enough. Darin, too. He’s always overlooked.
Here are our demands:
-Full abilities on the jabber, no restrictions, no waiting 30 seconds between posts. Jonathan-Christopher and I, our love is pure. We need to display it, provide hope for others out there. You can have what we have.
-Unlimited title matches for Jonathan-Christopher because you are only a successful wrestler when you are a champion of some kind.
-Darin Zion specialized segments on every ReVival. Top of the program, please.
-DEFIANCE executives apologize directly for the misprint of our names in their promotional material. We know the PRIME leader works there and we expect her to take care of this, clearly.
-Additionally cross-promotional opportunities with the Hall’s front and center. SHOOT, HOW, Classic, 5BW. Jonathan-Christopher and I are loaned out to these rosters to spread the love. PRIME covers the travel costs, $1,500 a day pier diem for divine dining.
-Update our record on the website to 3-0 as an undefeated tag team.
-And how about we are placed in the PRIME roster poster. It was printed and distributed with everyone on the roster, everyone on the roster but Jonathan-Christopher at the time and he feels left out.
These demands will be met or you will feel the true wrath of the LOVE CONVOY when we win this Friday.