
Posted on 10/06/22 by The Little Gallows Boy
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Will he?
Won’t he?
Well, for right now, as in ReVival 16, Cancer Jiles, PRIME UNIVERSAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, will be in attendance. Jiles, along with the other Bandits and his newly appointed security detail will be among the PRIMEates when the road to Colossus begins on October 7th.
Kind of.
While the wonder group was originally slated to take in the action from the stands, Jiles, because of his ego, and PRIME officials in tandem with the MGM Grand because of safety first, have decided it best for the UNIVERSAL Champion and his pack to be isolated. Therefore, Jiles, the Bandits, and his security detail will all be in a luxury box overlooking the action.
The cost to rent the entire box out: 16,182.83$.
Ironically, if you times that number by six I wonder what it amounts to.