Posted on 12/20/22 by roland
NEW TAG CHAMPS SPEAK!
Hiya everyone and MERRY CHRISTMAS it’s Vickie Hall here with a treat to get y’all excited for the New Year! On January 26th (gosh golly that’s a long way away, like really, seriously, this far away guys really?) we are going full fucking LOVE CONVOY to celebrate the #ANDNEW Tag Team Champions of PRIME… my Amazing Life Partner, Jonathan-Christopher Hall and his BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD, REAL LOVE DARIN ZION who has now morphed into the ever so popular ALL CAPS MODE! Teehee. Goodness gracious we here at the LOVE CONVOY don’t wait for the regular news to come out we make our own news.
Now just a little minor detail we’ve actually yet to receive our titles so if you don’t see the boys with the gold it’s likely because Lindsay Troy is a narcissist!
We welcome ALL tag teams to celebrate with us on January 26th in Lindsay Troy’s hometown of Tampa!
But don’t worry you’ll see plenty more of me beforehand. I am going to personally host my own singalong Christmas special ON CHRISTMAS DAY.
If you thought DJ Tristy-Crispy and whomever that Pretty Pink Bride was at Colossus knocked the roof off well wait until yours truly sings you adorable renditions of TWELVE DAYS OF PRIME, REZIN THE RED NOSED POTHEAD and I SAW LINDSAY KISSING SANTA CLAUS BECAUSE SHE’S A HOME WRECKER AND CAN’T GET A MAN WHO LOVES HER LIKE I CAN.
See you then!