HELLO THIS IS PRIME REPORTER HICKIE VALL TO RETRACT A BREAKING NEWS STORY FROM EARLIER:
Hickie Vall here, in Orlando on this lovely ReVival 22 Eve. I’m not here to talk about the show tomorrow night, though. I’m here to talk ReVival 23 business.
On February 24th, live from the Smoothie King Center in New Orleans, Louisiana, we’re gonna have ourselves a tag title defense. PRIME Tag Team Champions Jonathan-Christopher and his BEST FRIEND Darin Zion were challenged by the Winds of Change to a rematch for the belts at Culture Shock, but the champs are busy on ReVival 22 so they will allow the Kings of Popsicles to defend on their behalf. We aren’t sure if KoP’s names are King Blueberry and Rina Raspberry or Jared Sykes and Justine Calvin or something different because people who change their names too often are usually a result of people who can’t MAKE UP THEIR FUCKING MINDS. Talk about wInDs oF cHaNgE right there.
So before 2BECOME1 vs. Windy Days, the Popsicle Sticks have to get through the one team who has yet to have a shot at the gold. Worthless giant and a New Jersey Devils fan won at Colossus over the Dr. Stranger’s Multiverse C-Team and the eGG Bandits, affording this awful non-Hallmark Journey team that opportunity.
Congratulations and good luck, Dangerous Mix!
This is Hickie Vall, signing off!