Posted on 03/03/23 by dillon
CHEDDAR YOUNGBLOOD-CAMPBELL FILES FOR TRADEMARK
News Story
HELLO EVERYONE IN THE BARK WORLD ORDER IT’S ME CHEDDAR YOUNGBLOOD-CAMPBELL HERE with an amazing story report for you!
It’s about time the me and others in my Pug Army, such as Woofers, Charlie, Amelia Barkhart and Captain Serious, were recognized as the major stars they are so we are registering some nicknames! Exciting and joyous like the finest Milk Bones!
The following have been registered:
LOVE CONVOY SUX®
2BECOMENONE®
POOPIES-FOR-HALL™
AMAZING PUG PARTNER®
TOUGH PUG® and REAL PUG®
But the most important part of this news story is just like the Boston Red Sox who have long since trademarked their “fence green” which can be found on their outfield walls, I have officially registered a trademark for the color PUG PINK©!
Like Red Sox Fence Green, you WILL be able to find this majestical woman’s favorite color in any store whatsoever!
The Hex Code is #F87FBB and EVERY ONE ELSE BUT VICKIE HALL is allowed to use it or I will sue!
“Woof woof, woof woof, wooooooooof, pant,” Captain Serious said when asked by this reporter, ME. “WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF LOVE CONVOY SUX®! Fart noises.”
I might have another DOGGY announcement next week on ReVival. Stay tuned!
This is Cheddar Youngblood-Campbell saying toodles for now!
XOXOXO