Posted on 03/04/23 by heather
A Statement From PRIMEporium Czar, Anna Daniels and Plucky Entrepreneur, Bucky Rex Daniels
Given the flurry of shenanigans that have been occurring on the PRIME website as of late, we now report from the front yard of Casa Daniels via interdimentional wormhole located at [REDACTED], Sydney, Australia. Mrs. Daniels, clad in a bathrobe and with hair all over the place, knocked out one reporter before rubbing the sleep out of her eyes. Upon taking a sip of her Coke Zero and taking a glance at the resulting developments, she yawned and proceeded with the following.
“Well, fuck. Guess we’re selling urinal cakes now.”
Blossoming entrepreneur, Zacian impersonator, and overall Good Boi Bucky Rex Daniels then carried a bag full of LOVE CONVOY urinal cakes to show the crowd. We must say that the images of the pretty pink pansyasses imprinted on the products are amazing. Vickie Hall’s humongous unibrow and Johnathan-Christopher Hall’s lack of self respect is displayed wonderfully. Zion’s has HONK embossed on it for maximum annoyance. When asked about the lack of DJ TRISTY CRISPY cake, the furrier part of the Daniels clan remarked that “the prototype tended to jump up and try to ‘nuzzle’ the test subjects nether regions which was a little too on the nose” before trotting off in search of breakfast.
LOVE CONVOY urinal cakes will be available in (at? on?) the PRIMEporium after the merch czar eats her daily bowl of cereal and toasted souls of the damned. Bark World Order merch will follow suit pending ongoing deliberations between Cheddar Youngblood-Campbell and Bucky Rex Daniels over a few bowls of kibble and maybe a midday snoozle.