Posted on 04/01/23 by KING CRUMB
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For immediate release:
In the eleventh hour CNN has learned that BOBBY DEAN will be participating in the CULTURE SHOCK BATTLE ROYAL. He is rumored to be taking Julian Bathory’s spot since JB couldn’t get off from his night shift at KFC on the 7th.
Longtime friend of Bathory’s and his night shift supervisor, Noah Hanson, was unavailable for comment.
More on this as it develops.