BREAKING NEWS AND POTENTIAL GAME CHANGER FOR CULTURE SHOCK BATTLE ROYAL

Sources within the concessions department of AT&T Stadium of Houston Texas have leaked that former number one contender for the Universal Title and current part-time assistant shift leader Julian Bathory finished working a double shift three hours ago and is potentially in transit to make a grand return to PRIME. Our source, under anonymity, stated, “I don’t know how fresh he might be after working a double, especially since most of his time was spent at a breading station making crispy chicken breasts for Double Down Sandwiches, but who knows? He might have been able to take a nap since his Uncle Noah is the one driving.”

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