Posted on 04/12/23 by KING CRUMB
For immediate release:
Lost in all the recent PRIME contract news was Bobby Dean’s updated details.
Earlier today the lovable Bandit was at a charity event eating buckets of vomit to raise money for anorexic awareness. He brought his own bucket and then auctioned it off with the proceeds going to charity. After the auction, Bob was asked about his contract status amid all the new PRIME signings and releases. He responded, “I’m sure Mom will be sending it any day now.”
Is it possible PRIME and Lindsay Troy are eager to move on from the Beautiful Man From Honalee after he no showed Culture Shock?
How will the man who replaced Bob in the Culture Shock Battle Royal on extremely short notice, Cancer Jiles, react IF Bob isn’t renewed?
Senior TOP PRIME officials were not available for comment at the time of this publication.
More on this as it develops.