Breaking News: The RSVPs for Arthur Pleasant’s much-maligned and yet extremely talked-about) dinner party have been sent out. The Hammerlock Herald has managed to obtain an invitation from one of the PRIME competitors who wished not to attend. Be forewarned, it’s quite fugly:
Apparently, the back is written in crayon with the address for where the Arthur Pleasant dinner party is taking place. We have also been informed by our legal team here at HH Enterprises that Arliss Peters, Esq. has threatened legal action if the address itself was posted to the internet. So all we can do is assure the masses it’s there, and so are other specifics like “Would you rather Couilles de Mouton or Grilled Spam Sammiches? Please check only ONE!”
The scheduled date for the imminent shit show is Thursday, May 18th, 8:30 PM CDT.
God help us all.