CONOR FUSE RESPONDS TO CRACKING NEWS CHALLENGE

Hello! Angelica Brooks here. Last week, Cancer Jiles asked Conor Fuse to meet him at Revival 29 so Conor can challenge him for a match at PWA2.

I recently caught up with COMICONOR himself and he had this to say:

“Ummmm, I thought that’s what I did at Revival 28?”

Fuse begrudgingly continued.

“I honestly don’t know WTF Jiles is talking about. Like, I was there in the flesh at Revival 28 with a homemade letter I specifically gave to Jiles. The letter said ‘WILL U WRESTLE ME @ PWA2???’ and then Jiles just had to circle ‘YES’, ‘NO’ or ‘THINKING ABOUT IT/NEED MORE TIME’.”

Conor, however, realized there was a flaw in this plan.

“I mean I guess I didn’t get him a pen so that’s why he wants to meet in person.”

Fuse giggled at the thought of missing Revival 29.

“Of course Imma be there. God, I never met anyone so bitter about getting exactly what he wanted! For the past month all I heard from Jiles on TV is ‘eYe wAnT mAiN eVeNt’ so I’m like dude, okay, I’m the main event in HOW and we used to have a lot of history together in main events of HOW, too, so why don’t I go over to the Land of Lindsay Troy and create this big elaborate entrance and then challenge Canc at the crossover pay-per-view PRIME and HOW put together? Duh! Shit writes itself.”

Fuse went on to say he would be at Revival bright and early so all “i’s can be crossed and t’s dotted” to ensure one of the biggest PWA2 matches is 100% confirmed!

“There’s tons of cool crossover stuff happening in PWA, eh?” Fuse said. “It’s got my mojo working overtime! I wonder what the future will bring…”

Conor stopped himself and said he can’t get ahead of the story.

“No. No, I must finish THIS story first and then I can move on!”

Fuse ran away from the interview while continuing to scream “FINISH THE STORY” a number of times into the blue sky and terrifying anyone within a few hundred feet from his path.

There you have it. Conor will be at Revival 29!