@Everyone

CRACKING NEWS MOTHERFUCKERS.

I don’t know how news starts because I’m not a fucking boomer who still gets their news from TV or websites but whatever. I just heard about my dad undulating on PRIME during the week that should be all about me celebrating slapping my nuts against Brandon Youngblood’s forehead. That’s pretty cringe man. Please don’t show up at my job dressed like that guy you’re always talking about who does the sexual assaults and yells WOO all the time.

Please.