From The Desk of Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq.

Vae Victis – DEFIANCE Wrestling
Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq. on behalf of “The Kraken” Henry Keyes
legal@strangerfruit.org

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
THE KRAKEN PREVIEWS PWA-02, IF IT’S STILL HAPPENING

[“The Airship” – San Francisco, CA, June 4, 2023] Lindsay Troy (PRIME owner, Vae Victis Co-Consul, and FIST of DEFIANCE) has alerted her bestie, Southern Heritage Champion of DEFIANCE Henry Keyes, to the bubbling claps and clapbacks (though notably no Bell Claps) between various HOW and PRIME roster members that may or may not be participating in PWA-02. After reviewing eight text messages captioned “lmaoooooooo”, Keyes (no stranger to recent controversy) offers the following statement on behalf of Vae Victis:

“HOW should consider hiring a new eyepatch guy. It’s clear whoever they’re using has never worked with an actual pirate. Or main evented against Justin Sane.”

Don’t worry about why this release was sent to the PRIME offices instead of DEFIANCE. It has nothing to due with the blue branding.

You can’t sit with us.

V A E   V I C T I S

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