from the very cool bedazzled desk of super cool dude joe fontaine

hey guys joe fontaine here ive never done this before so please bear with me only i need to find a different way to spell bear for obvious reasons we dont want sid to freak out and start powerbombing everything again

anyhoodle i heard that vickie hall does news posts for some reason and idk why they give her an outlet who gave her a journalism anyway its not like any dumb schmuck can just post news all willynilly unless she works for cracking news or something cuz theyll let anyone on there like chickentinders like really i have to question the journalistic integrity of anything associated with the egg bandits has anyone seen them bandit an egg lately theyre probably too white collar for that shit so im thinking theyre just egg larcenists or some shit like idk maybe some day they can graduate from egg larceny to egg aggravated assault

o right i was talking about vickie hall and not the egg larcenists

yeah ok so i know vickie and johnny chris aint into glue or cool things or journalistic integrity but maybe flamberge and i can help you guys out with a wiener measuring contest itll be great youll get some unbiased judges one of whom probably doesnt collect dicks and the other one is me and everyone can know how big your cool man whom im not allowed to call jch for any reason except for the reason im explaining now is

i mean i havent explained this plan to flambo yet but im sure hed be down we have an accord one could say its a glue accord a gluecord if you will just so you know im full of great glue portmanteaus gluemanteaus if you will

the moral of this story is to buy glue

anyway bye bee