A RETRACTION: BARBIE, THE MOVIE

Vickie here.

Just coming back from a PRIVATE showing of Barbie: The Movie and BOY DO I HAVE A RETRACTION FOR YOU. As all of you know, Jonathan-Christopher and I auditioned for the roles of Barbie and Ken but we were told we didn’t have enough “box office draw”.

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The movie is HORSE SHIT. The acting is PAINFUL. I’d rather watch BANG! Pro Wrestling and gosh golly is that bad.

Ryan Gosling is 42 YEARS OLD. My man is in his twneties! and can get the girls panties in a honey bunch of oats!! Soon Hollywood will complain because they didn’t build enough NEW STARS well Jonathan-Christopher is a new star and he’s ON THE RISE because he beat Rock Leon for a second time and pay-per-view champion!!!

Now, Margot Robbie. Dont even get me started on this lil pop tart. Overrated clown in her THIRTIES. Overthehill timeforafacelift playing the same character she played in in the Suicide Squad. SHE SHUD NOT BE WEARING PRETTY PINK©©©©

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I am so angry right now JONATHAN-CHRISTOPHER PLEASE GIVE ME A BACKRUB.

I was told we can’t have RING SEGMENT THIS WEEK.

Margot Robbie & Lindsay Troy.

THE EXACT SAME PERSON.

Women taking my thunder b/c they too insecure to SHARE!!!!!!!!1111

VICKIE SHARES W NO1. WRATH COMING ON FDRIDAYYY

Vickie OUT!