FROM THE DESK OF LAWYER PLAGUE DOCTOR, ESQ.

Vae Victis – DEFIANCE Wrestling
Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq. on behalf of “The Kraken” Henry Keyes and “The Queen of the Ring” Lindsay Troy
legal@strangerfruit.org

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

LORD GAVIN YUM SHOULD’VE LISTENED TO LORD FARTHINGTON

[“The Airship” – San Francisco, CA, July 17, 2023] Lindsay Troy (PRIME owner, Vae Victis Co-Consul, FIST of DEFIANCE, and Supreme Owl Commander) and Henry Keyes (Right Hand of the Queen, longest reigning DEFIANCE Southern Heritage champion OF ALLLLLLL TIME, and newly crowned Prince of Pancakes), both agree that the Crownless Kingdom’s Lord Gavin Yum, Esq. has egregiously and aggressively pilfered and plagiarized my, Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq.’s, press release format.

To which I say, “The fuck, man?”

And also, “If you had studied copyright law like Lord Farthington asked, you would have known better, Gavin, you big stupid idiot.”

Athena will be delivering a formal cease and desist to the Gates of Avalon Wrestling School located at [REDACTED]. If you do not wish to be mauled, you will offer her a dead rat as a thank you for her troubles. 

You can’t sit with us.

Idiot.

V A E   V I C T I S

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