FROM THE DESK OF LAWYER PLAGUE DOCTOR, ESQ.

Vae Victis – DEFIANCE (and PRIME?) Wrestling
Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq. on behalf of “The Queen of the Ring” Lindsay Troy, “The Kraken” Henry Keyes, and “The Pacific Blitzkrieg” Kerry Kuroyama
legal@strangerfruit.org

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
ANGRY RUSSIAN SHITBIRD POUNDS KEYBOARD REAL HARD

[“The Airship” – San Francisco, CA, August 28, 2023] After receiving a text from Angelica Brooks that “Alexei is at it again” with an eye-rolling emoji, and following … whatever that was from Ruslan on the PRIME website this morning … Lindsay Troy had this to say:

“Bro, log off and go eat dinner.”

You can’t sit with us.

V A E  V I C T I S

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