FROM THE DESK OF LAWYER PLAGUE DOCTOR, ESQ.

Vae Victis – DEFIANCE (and PRIME?) Wrestling
Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq. on behalf of “The Queen of the Ring” Lindsay Troy, “The Kraken” Henry Keyes, and “The Pacific Blitzkrieg” Kerry Kuroyama
legal@strangerfruit.org

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
OCTOGENARIAN MAKES DEMANDS WITHOUT PROPER POST TITLING

[“The Airship” – San Francisco, CA, August 28, 2023] This morning, Ulsa N. Couth – legal handler, representative, and sentient chimney for Maximilian Kael? – requested a curious list of foodstuffs be added to catering’s offerings going forward. Whether they are really for her client as she claims, or for herself, remains to be seen. However, Lindsay Troy had this to say after being informed of Ms. Couth’s “requirements”:

“We can discuss this after Max sees me in my office. Until then, bring your own.”

You can’t sit with us.

V A E  V I C T I S

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