FROM THE DESK OF LAWYER PLAGUE DOCTOR, ESQ.

Vae Victis – DEFIANCE (and PRIME) Wrestling

Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq. on behalf of “The Queen of the Ring” Lindsay Troy, “The Kraken” Henry Keyes, “The Pacific Blitzkrieg” Kerry Kuroyama, “DEFIANCE” Oscar Burns, “The Silver-Tongued Devil” Sonny Silver, and “The Big Hat Man” Clay Byrd

legal@strangerfruit.org

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

LINDSAY TROY AND HENRY KEYES ARE VERY GOOD AT WRESTLING

[“The Airship” – San Francisco, CA, September 3, 2023] Henry Keyes and Lindsay Troy, alternately known as The Besties and the Co-Consuls of Vae Victis, powered through a loaded field en route to winning the 2023 Milo Flynn Cup this weekend. Their victory in the finals against the seemingly unbeatable forever-PRIME-tag-champs Eminence has fueled speculation that Troy and Keyes might start a proper tag team run in a major American promotion, as well as increased general rumor-rumbling that Henry Keyes may soon debut in PRIME. When asked about the hot goss, Keyes had this to say:

“I told you people that my allegiances are to Lindsay Troy and gold – it really doesn’t matter where that gold is, tee-bee-aitch.”

Troy and Keyes are set to celebrate their latest victory at Charles Beckett’s Labor Day cookout. Helen and Athena are expected to serve as bouncers at the door, and thusly all prospective attendees are advised to “be cool.”

FYI: The Gamble Adoration Syndicate are not invited to the cookout.

You can’t sit with us.

V A E  V I C T I S

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