Posted on 10/19/23 by The Little Gallows Boy
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For some unknown reason, Lindsay Troy, Queen of Wrestling Rings, PRIME, and eggs, has decreed that if any eGG Bandit interferes in any of their matches taking place inside the KFC Yum! Center that they will be fired. She was not available for further comment.
Cancer Jiles, while at fundraiser for cult victims, had this to say about the sudden decree, “Total blindside, and completely out of left field come to mind. I don’t know who she thinks we are; that we would try to influence the outcome of a tournament match.”
To recap, if Cancer Jiles and Bobby Dean fail to produce Coral Avalon at ReVival 37, they are both fired. Now though, in the event they do thaw Coral out and he’s there, if any Bandit tries to interfere in either of the TWO Bandit matches, they’ll be fired for that, too.
The Queen has spoken.
Guilty by association.