HUNGRY FOR MEAT?
That’s what new PRIME Wrestling sponsors, MAX’S MEAT? are hoping at least. The synthetic protein production company is hoping to win over new customers as they partner with PRIME Star, Max Kael?, as they prepare to enter the crowded US green meat market.
MAX’s MEAT? is marketed as an alternative meat solution for people with ethical or medical concerns involving traditional meat. Not technically grown from a live animal, the proprietary MEAT? recipe is a closely guarded industrial secret however we are assured that the MEAT? in question is ethical, veganish and probably delicious!
Originally sourced for a quick and easy way to supplement meals in countries with food shortages, such as North Korea, China and Detroit, MEAT? has been approved by the FDA for human consumption in the last month. The MEAT? protein paste is able to be formed in almost any shape, including a meat hippopede, the primary MAX’s MEAT? product will take the shape of tiny Max? nuggets with the aforementioned star in various poses.
You can get your first serving of MAX’S MEAT? at ReVival 38 at the Greensboro Coliseum this coming November, 3rd!
Warning: Consumption of MAX’s MEAT? is not covered by most insurance. Please do not consume MAX’S MEAT if you have had a heart attack recently as it is likely to TEAR YOU APART from the inside. This is a, awesome feature, not a quirk, but our lawyers insisted we place this here. GODSPEED MEAT MUTANTS!