WON Action News Arrives

It seems that Max Kael? and his associates are expanding their branding once again.

Along with the launch of his new protein based foodstuff, MEAT?, ReVival 38 will also be the debut of PRIME’s newest news team, WON Action News. Unhappy with the the current news related offerings in PRIME, Max Kael? has decided to add a new voice to the already crowded news pool. Joining him will be Violent Purple and Ulsa N. Couth though the nature of their positions within the news team are as of yet unknown.

“I’ve been alive for a few months now and I just can’t seem to wrap my head around why all the news in PRIME seems to get posted by Cancer Jiles. Big eGG and the Russians have dominated PRIME’s news cycle for long enough. Starting at ReVival 38 we’re finally going to see the news presented in a fair and unbias manner where we will cover the most important stories between tv tapings.” Max boasted during a press conference.

During the announcement the reveal of the WON Action News Van and mobile stage was teased though a full reveal won’t be until the November 11th show at the Greensboro Coliseum. You can catch this, the reveal of MEAT? based products and all the action of the next round of the Almasy Tournament at ReVival 38!