Hiiiiiiiiiiiii it’s meeeeeeee, Deb Warenstein!!!!!! Thank you so so much for reading my Dimes and Uggos List for PRIME’s Almasy Quarterfinals, where I tell you who’s a Dime, who’s an Uggo, and who I think is going to move onto the Almasy Semifinals!!!! I promised PRIME I would post a recap for the website so yay, here it is!!!! If you missed the other lists for Rounds 1 and 2, don’t worry, you can check them out as pinned posts on my TikTok and Instagram pages, and you can also turn on notifications for when I go live so you don’t miss anything!!! 💖
OK before I get into the list I of course have to shoutout my #PinkPosse and the #PinkPosseandFriends on PRIME’s Jabber!!!! I love you all so so much, some of you have been with me from the very beginning when I started streaming in high school, and have encouraged me to chase my dreams and move away from home after graduation, and now I work for this big company doing marketing and socials for wrestling, which i love more than anything except for my parents and family and friends obvs, and i get to meet so many awesome people and so many of you all the time, it’s so so cool!!! So from the bottom of my heart, thank you!!!!
Now let’s get into the list!!!!!!!
DEB’S DIMES AND UGGOS LIST
OK so I always do this at the beginning of a Dimes and Uggos List for all the new #PinkPosse members who are tuning in for the first time. The Dimes and Uggos List isn’t only based on your looks because looks are subjective!!!!!!! Someone I may find cute may not be cute to another #PinkPosse member and that’s OK!!!! There are lots of factors that go into what makes a Dime or an Uggo and the list is always evolving, that’s what’s so great about it!!!!
I love to hear from you guys too so make sure you comment and let me know who’s on your own Dimes and Uggos Lists!!!!! Ready???? Here we go!!!!
JONATHAN-CHRISTOPHER HALL vs. KERRY KUROYAMA
OK so my longtime #PinkPosse members know of the running feud between me and Vickie Hall but let me catch my new besties up. First of all, Vickie Hall thinks she owns the color pink in all its forms and shades and we all know you can’t own a color, that’s like against the Constitution and the Bill of Rights or whatever. I know this because I asked my mom and she’s a lawyer…a GOOD lawyer, unlike Quinn Fleetwood’s dad, that Uggo. Second of all, she’s done a lot of super gross things to people like Jarry (more on him later!!!!) and Justine (member of the #PinkPosseandFriends) and Nate Colton (former nice guy who is trying to be nice again, please don’t forget our cupcake and boba order Nate, I know you’re reading this!!!!!!) Third of all, she’s super manipulative and toxic and gaslights her husband Jonathan-Christopher and like, I want to feel bad for him but at the same time I need for him to wake up and realize wtf is going on around him like excuse me sir where are your people??!!! And I don’t mean dArIn zIoN and tCg I mean, like, normal humans? Can someone please show JCH this column he needs to stop being complicit and gross and following those weirdos around blindly. Also Vickie plz get your eyebrows threaded I will send you a coupon!!!!!
And then there’s KERRY!!!!!! 😍🥰💚 I’m a Day One Vae Victis fan in large part because of Kerry (and also LT and Henry…another #PinkPosseandFriends member!!!!), so when I heard he was leaving DEFIANCE, I was super bummed. But then he signed with PRIME and all was right with the world!!!!! And I know that like, he comes off really short with people and he seems kinda rude, but he’s just really focused, you know???? And I think it’s super nice that he’s taken Scott Hunter under his wing, even though Scott’s a little spacey and totally needs a new haircut. Plus, he’s friends with #PinkPosseandFriends members Kaz and Ami Troy, which means he’s PP&F adjacent, so you know I have to support a fellow bestie!!!!
This dime, uggo, and winner is totally a no-brainer!!!
DIME: KERRY!!!! 😍😍😍
UGGO: JONATHAN-CHRISTOPHER AND VICKIE HALL
MATCH WINNER: KERRY!!!! 💚💚💚💚
CHANDLER TSONDA vs. CORAL AVALON
OK so, Chandler Tsonda (hereby known as Channy) is a PRIME Hall of Famer who returned earlier this year at Culture Shock in what people have not-so-cutely called the “Murder Rumble.” He’s also the Alias Champion, which means he gets to name the belt and the stipulations for his defenses and he’s chosen “Numbers Don’t Lie” which okay, I see you Channy, doing Boy Math with your title belt. Snaps for you!!!!! I also have it on good authority from one of the interns at Tsuperstar Enterprises that one of the secrets to Channy keeping his skin super smooth and glowy is the DRMTLGY Pumpkin Enzyme Mask and Vitamin C E + F serum. You can get them for 20% off right now with free shipping during DRMTLGY’s fall sale, too!!!! #notsponsored. Channy looks like he’s KERRY’S 😍 age so he must be doing something right, right? But will that help him out next week???
We must take a moment to officially welcome Coral Avalon to the #PinkPosseandFriends!!!!! By popular vote on Jabber, the Crownless King was made a member this week, so congrats!!!! Now you may be thinking to yourself….Deb, why is Coral a PP&F member when he joined the eGG Bandits and also, his hair is totes not cute???? Well one, it wasn’t his fault that he joined the Bandits so I don’t think it’s fair to blame him (more on that later!!!!!) and two, he’s already agreed to ask for my help on his hair so there’s hope for him yet!!!! Maybe we’ll also talk about his ring gear too. I don’t know who designed his pants but they must have been high when they did it because ew.
DIME: CHANNY AND CORAL
MATCH WINNER: I won’t pick against a PP&F member so CORAL!!!!!
HAYES HANLON vs. CECILWORTH FARTHINGTON
The Dimes and Uggos List has gone Glue! But what category do Hayes and Cecilworth fall into????
You might be saying to yourself, “Oh my gosh Deb, they’re totally Dimes, duh!!!” And like, I hear you, but for me it’s not that simple!!!! Remember, a Dime and an Uggo isn’t based just on looks, and even though Hayes and Cecilworth are totes cute IMHO, we have to look at the whole picture!!!!
Hayes embraced the Glue Life by turning on Jarry at UltraViolence because he got sick of being lectured to. And like, I get it!!!!! Who doesn’t want to make their own decisions without feeling pressured by other people??? But also, it’s Jarry, and that’s totes not OK. And I also feel like, ever since Hayes did that, he’s done a lot of complaining and that’s totally not cute, even if he is, actually, totally cute. Nobody likes someone who complains all the time, bb, you need to do better!!!
As far as Cecilworth is concerned, I know that he and LT are friends and he’s Ami and Kaz’s uncle, and according to Ami he has a Gossip Room at Farthington Manor and that’s totally awesome IMHO, we def need one of those for the #PinkPosseandFriends meetings, but I dunno there’s just something about him that I can’t quite place my finger on??? Like….I don’t know if I should make him a Dime or an Uggo and it’s kind of throwing me for a loop???? I asked Ami about it when we were at her place decorating Daytona’s hat (TOTAL UGGO BEETEEDUBS) and she said it’s probably because he has Resting Lord Face and tbh that makes a lot of sense!!!!!! She and Kaz love him though and also she said Hank promised that he’d go off-roading with her over PRIME’s winter break and I think that’s so fun!!!!
UGGO: HAYES and CECILWORTH (but the jury’s out on Cecilworth and since there’s no neutral category I have to put him here!!!!)
MATCH WINNER: CECILWORTH by virtue of being PP&F adjacent!!!!!
JARED SYKES vs. CANCER JILES
Wowee wow are you ready for the main event of ReVival 39???? It’s also the final quarterfinal match and also, the second no-brainer pick of my Dimes and Uggos Quarterfinals List!!!!
I’ve already covered that Jarry aka Jared Sykes has had a lot of stuff happen to him!!!! Vickie Hall and the Love Convoy have done really horrible things to him!!!! Hayes Hanlon stabbed him in the back and joined the Glueminati!!!! Paxton Ray paralyzed his best friend!!!! Ivan Stanislav and Alexei Ruslan were creepy weirdos toward his fiancée, Justine Calvin!!!! Despite all those gross things happening, Jarry has been totally resilient!!!! He’s also one-half of the PRIME Tag Team Champions with Justine, AND she’s a member of the #PinkPosseandFriends, so how can you not root for him??? Jarry is also super cute and Justine is also super pretty and did you know I’m invited to their wedding???? I have so many Pinterest idea boards for them, they are totes adorable, I can’t wait aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!
Jarry is facing Cancer Jiles and tbh I can’t tell which is bigger, his ego or his nose. He tricked Coral into joining the eGG Bandits because that’s the only way he can keep any friends, his sense of style died the same decade his sunglasses were made, and I heard he dyes his hair white so you can’t easily see the dandruff floating in the hairs.
This is a no-brainer, which makes sense because Jiles and Bobby have no brain between them!!!
MATCH WINNER: JARRY!!!!!
That’s it for this edition of my Dimes and Uggos List. I’m Deb Warenstein, reminding you that Dr. Ned Reform still buys off-brand Crocs from Wish.com and Cancer Jiles steals money from subway buskers okay byeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!