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Make sure you get to ReVival 39 early, as rumor has it that the vaunted eGG Bandits have something BIG planned to start the show!
There’s a lot of rampant speculation on what this could be. Maybe Bobby has lost a pound! Maybe Coral’s forehead is ready to collapse into a neutron star from the sheer mass? Maybe Jiles will shave three seconds from his entrance, the most he’s done since the Clinton administration? There could be eggs for the crowd! Free hair gel! Perhaps Lindsay Troy will finally take her rightful place upon the eGG Throne! Or could there be a new member?
For all these answers and more, tune into ReVival 39 for the COOL open!