FROM THE GENERALISSIMO’S DESK FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Monsters, friends, colleagues, rednecks, and bayou brethren. On December 15th our esteemed family member and uncle TAL takes on a vicious woman named Rose. This woman has declared herself lord of the realm of PRIME.
THIS WILL NOT STAND.
PRIME has one ruler and it’s the nice person that signs my check. L. Troy rules PRIME as it’s protector and leader, not you, Rose.
In turn, The Generalissimo has purchased every rose in the city of New Orleans from every one of the cruel woman’s hubs of espionage. Flower shops, Wal-Marts, and shady gas station bins in a fifty mile radius have been emptied of all roses.
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE:
THERE WILL BE NO ROSES IN NEW ORLEANS.
And as a sign of solidarity with our beloved uncle, all roses purchased have been gifted and sent to the gravesite of Lorenzo Battaglia.
Rose, you cruel devil woman with your plans for rule. There will be no changing of the guard. Bolambaland’s Monster Menagerie will fight on with PRIME’s favorite son: The Anglo Luchador Bolamba to vanquish your tyranny and we will be victorious.
And you will bleed.
Generalissimo Garry Ray-Ray Bolamba