Can it be? Is it true? A whole second edition for a whole second night of Colossus !? It is, readers. It’s real. You’re not dreaming. Feast your eyes on these glorious FREEDOM PREDICTIONS brought to you by the good old Ewe Ess of Ey, sandwiching the sadness from a cold, bitter, former union of a less democratic republic.
COLOSSUS NIGHT TWO
Paxton Ray v. Rich Patterson
I’ve been through this wood chipper. The answer is Paxton Ray. I never met Rich Patterson, but I’m sad I’ll never have the chance to.
Likely result: Patterson falls swiftly to the psychopath.
Eddie Cross v. Max Kael
My most heartfelt condolences go out to Eddie Cross for the loss of his mentor nee adoptive father of a sort. The PRIME world will miss Dave Gibson. I think Eddie is going to fight like a man on fire in this one.
Likely result: Cross pours one out for Dave over a passed out Kael.
Nate Coulton v. Kerry Kuroyama
Kerry can suck it. I’ve got Stu working on an info packet to give Nate a screaming edge. Stu does good work. Don’t squander it, Nate.
Likely result: Nate wins by utterly crushing that pompous ass Kerry, because if he doesn’t I’ll be very sad.
Glue Man Group v. Masters of the Moscowverse
Oh the weather outside is frightful.
Powerbombs are still delightful.
Since Sid needs someone to throw
Might as well let them be from Moscow…
Likely result: GMG by power bomb.
Jared Sykes v. Hayes Hanlon
Look, I’m not saying Ivan would use UC status to interfere in a match, but maybe he still has a bit of a grudge against a dude that ran him through with a forklift. Think about it.
Likely outcome: Hanlon, by construction equipment
Ivan Stanislav v. Flamberge
I’m all for energy management and speed/agility winning out over brute strength, but honestly I just don’t see how the frenchman takes down a bear. It pains me to say it, but I think Ivan’s going to be retaining his belt a while.
Likely outcome: In communist Russia, bear hunts you.