Date of Birth: ---
Hometown: Los Angeles, CA
The non-wrestling mouthpiece for SELMA (and Abe if he ever decides to shut up), as well as the shot caller at ringside for both. While she has minimal experience in the wrestling industry, Miserée authored "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Modern Torture" which she feels makes her qualified enough to be a manager.
A sharp businesswoman who considers her professional influences to be Anna Wintour, Ellen DeGeneres, and Pinhead from the Hellraiser series. One day dreams of retiring in a Scandinavian castle nestled within a meadow and settling down, preferably with Abe buried up to the neck in her vegetable garden.