A GREAT CAUSE
As we cut away from Fighting for Nora and Angelica Brooks, the PRIMEview suddenly flickers on revealing a now-familiar graphic…
…before cutting to the studio kitchen we’d seen before with the Masters of the Multiverse dressed to the nines in suits, Randall Schwartz in a baby-blue getup and Kenny Freeman rocking a nice orange number with a smile on his face as he speaks.
Kenny Freeman: Hello, PRIMEates! Kenny Freeman here with my pal Randall Schwartz, and I wanna thank you all for the tremendous support for the Foodie Magick Food-O-Matic 3000!
Randall chimes in, a rare smile on his face matching that of his tag team partner.
Randall Schwartz: That’s right Kenny, thanks to the outpouring of love and respect from you, the fans of PRIME, and a select few of our colleagues, we have been able to shift–excuse me, sell–over FIVE THOUSAND units since our infomercial two weeks ago!
Kenny’s eyes widen, showing a sense of surprise at the numbers.
Kenny Freeman: That’s amazing! Thank you so much! With that in mind, we want to raise awareness for a special cause. You see, Randall and I were so inspired by our opponents this week, Fighting For Nora, that we’ve partnered up with Foodie Magick to help someone in need!
We cut to a video package highlighting one man in particular, a familiar man…a man challenging for the Five Star Championship in tonight’s main event. We soon hear Randall’s voice playing over the montage, featuring footage from the man’s PRIME career to date.
Randall Schwartz: Ladies and gentlemen, GREAT SCOTT is a brave, bold man who speaks his mind at every given opportunity…and due to recent tragedy, is a man without a home. So, in association with Foodie Magick we are donating ALL proceeds from Food-O-Matic sales to a new charity, A GREAT HOME FOR GREAT SCOTT.
Kenny Freeman: Thank you, SCOTT, for being a shining example of honesty in these trying times…and we hope you enjoy both your new Food-O-Matic and your new home in due time!
With that, we cut back to the studio kitchen.
Randall Schwartz: What can we say? We know when to do the right thing…
Kenny Freeman: …and we hope that others in PRIME will follow our lead.
Randall Schwartz: Especially you, David Fawkes and Yoshigiroshi.
Kenny just stares at Randall with a heavy sigh.
Kenny Freeman: Randall, we talked about–
As if clearly trying to hide the ensuing conversation, the screen cuts to a graphic hyping A GREAT HOME FOR GREAT SCOTT and the number one can call to order their Food-O-Matic 3000:
And with that, the PRIMEview cuts to black!