• About
    • Rules
    • Title Histories
  • News
  • Roster
    • Singles Roster
    • Tag Team Roster
    • Managers
    • Staff
    • Wrestler Rankings
    • Hall of Fame
  • Promos
  • Events
  • Tour Info
  • PWA: TV
  • Join
  • Donate
  • Login
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to footer
PRIME

PRIME

Number One by Definition

  • About
    • Rules
    • Title Histories
  • News
  • Roster
    • Singles Roster
    • Tag Team Roster
    • Managers
    • Staff
    • Wrestler Rankings
    • Hall of Fame
  • Promos
  • Events
  • Tour Info
  • PWA: TV
  • Join
  • Donate
  • Login

A GREAT DEBUT

Event: ReVival 6

Event Date: 04/22/2022

A GREAT DEBUT

A GREAT DEBUT

The camera cuts backstage to the parking lot, where a giant limo pulls into frame. The limo keeps going and going, and going and going, and it’s a really long limo so you know the person in the back must have a lot of money because limos charge by the window. Anyway this limo finally stops, and a man, nay a YOUNG GOD steps out of the back with a majestic haircut that looks kind of like a mullet except cooler. 

Mysterious Man: HI EVERYONE I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD DAY WAIT NO 

He smiles and his teeth are fucking amazing.

Mysterious Man: A *GREAT* DAY. 

He is wearing a fancy suit with fancy shoes and fancy sunglasses and also he had a briefcase full of money and the phone numbers of lots of hot girls. This guy definitely fucks girls. 

Mysterious Man: THATS RIGHT EVERYONE IT IS ME GREAT SCOTT MGM LEGEND AND MAN WHO BEAT SCOTT STEVENS ONCE. I AM HERE IN PRIME WRESTLING FOR ONE REASON AND THAT IS TO BECOME CHAMPION AND TO BE THE BEST AT FIGHTING AND YES THAT IS TWO REASONS BUT ONE JUST ISNT ENOUGH WHEN YOUVE BEEN WITH GREAT SCOTT BABY. 

He turns very serious now because he is a serious wrestler and it isn’t all jokes with Great Scott. 

Great Scott: I AM GOING TO WIN ALL OF THE BELTS AND I AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THAT. I DONT JUST BEAT WRESTLERS I ALSO WIN MATCHES AND IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD ACCEPT MY OPEN CHALLENGE BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A SINGLE HECK WHO YOU ARE. I WANNA FIGHT ON THE NEXT SHOW AND I WILL FIGHT FREAKING ANYONE. I WILL FIGHT BOOB DAN RYAN OR THE SHAWN WARSTEIN’S VERY TIGHT SWEATSHIRT OR THAT TAN MICHELIN MAN BOBBY DEAN. I WILL EVEN FIGHT BEL AIR THE MASK OF MAYONNAISE I DONT GIVE A HECK CAUSE I AM GREAT SCOTT. 

He lowers his sunglasses and smiles at the camera and all the girls get wet in the places their wieners should be. 

Great Scott: AND I AM GREAT. 

He turns around to walk away but then thinks of one more thing. 

Great Scott: SORRY I THOUGHT OF ONE MORE THING. THIS IS A REAL CHALLENGE SO SOMEONE ACCEPT IT PLS OR I WONT BE BOOKED AND I NEED TO BE BOOKED OR I CANT WIN ALL THE BELTS. OKAY BYE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. 

Great Scott gets back into his limo and it drives away and we see even more windows passing because the limo was huger than it looked and he actually got out of the middle of it just to flex. We cut to commercial because nothing could follow that except for a commercial for cereal or something. 

Footer

Roleplay Deadline

00 Days
00 Hours
00 Minutes
00 Days

View Card

Segment Deadline

00 Days
00 Hours
00 Minutes
00 Seconds

View Card

Latest News

  • Think Red #1

    01/24/23 at 9:37 am

  • Jared Sykes Sweet Hams

    01/21/23 at 5:10 pm

  • 2022 Belmont Classic Night Two Recap

    01/18/23 at 9:31 pm

All Posts

Latest Promos

  • Everyone’s Gonna Be Okay

    By Nova on 01/22/23 at 9:14 am

  • Lost

    By Tony Gamble on 01/21/23 at 11:59 pm

  • Wildcard

    By Mushigihara on 01/21/23 at 11:06 pm

All Promos

What?!

Coming Soon

© 2023 PRIME: Number One by Definition