A MASTERFUL CHALLENGE

As we cut away from the ring, the PRIMEview flickers to life revealing an all-too familiar graphic by now, letting us know who’s paid for this little bit of screen time:

We find ourselves inside a studio, where the Masters of the Multiverse B-Team are standing by wearing their Sunday finest, dressed to the nines in fancy business suits. Kenny Freeman smiles, motioning to the food processor he’s been selling as he speaks up.

Kenny Freeman: Hello PRIMEates, and thank you! Sales of the Foodie Magick Food-O-Matic 3000 have been through the roof, and because of your generosity we’ve managed to raise well over ninety-seven THOUSAND dollars toward A GREAT HOME FOR GREAT SCOTT!

Randall Schwartz quickly chimes in, the Entertainer stepping out in front with a smile of his own as he speaks.

Randall Schwartz: That’s right Kenny, we are grateful for the help you all have provided in this trying time. It really means a lot to us here! However…

Randall’s smile fades as he continues, his tone more somber.

Randall Schwartz: …there are those who would suggest we are being selfish, that the Food-O-Matic is an empty promise…as is our charity. And to them, we say…how dare you.

Randall’s face begins to twist into a snarl, prompting the camera to cut to a still mostly-cheery Kenny instead.

Kenny Freeman: That’s why we’re willing to put our money where our mouths are, and we’re presenting the Fund-O-Matic Challenge! This week we will be speaking to the PRIME office to set this up, but to the tag team division we raise this simple challenge…do YOU have what it takes to fight for a good cause?

Randall Schwartz: I sure hope so! We’ll see y’all at ReVival 14, but until then, don’t forget to call the number now to get YOUR Food-O-Matic 3000 and support a great cause!

With that, Randall and Kenny wave as a number appears on the bottom of the screen:

1-800-FOOD-MGK

And we fade to black on this promotional spot before heading back to ringside!