A SMALL COMMERCIAL ABOUT KILLING OWLS

Somewhere in the whimsical woods, there is a war brewing.

The malicious owl army have taken over and have started watching over everything. They scrutinize every detail and assault those that displease them and their queen. You can hear the little bastards too. Those ever-droning hoooooots. Bucky Rex Daniels sniffs at the ground, his tail wagging in enjoyment for what’s to come. He leaps into his hiding spot in the brush. The owls see him. One of them hoot menacingly and take to the air, talons outstretched and ready to attack. Who will save the people from these foul (and fowl) creatures?

Click.

Suddenly from what could only be described as “beyond the fourth wall”, a laser bullet is fired!

POW!

It hits the winged abomination dead center. His comrades are shocked!

Thud.

The would-be predator falls to the ground and is snatched from the dirt by our trusty hound. The other owls are getting angry. They are sharpening their claws…

BE THE HERO IN THIS NEW RETRO EXPERIENCE!
ANNA DANIELS’ OWL HUNT.
COMING IN AUGUST.

Anna Approved Zapper included with purchase.