ATTENTION ALL COMERS!

The scene switches to the back where Jonathan-Christopher and Vickie Hall are standing beside interviewer Angelica Brooks.

Angelica Brooks: Jonathan-Christopher, you’re now starting a singles “journey”. At ReVival 21 you had a big victory against Adam Ellis and I wanted to know what your thoughts were moving forward.

She raises the mic towards The Timid Tiger but timid he is, indeed. Hall pulls back and starts to shake his head like he doesn’t want to speak. Angelica, meanwhile, raises an eyebrow.

Angelica Brooks: [somewhat off-mic] I thought you requested the interview-

Her voice trails, as Vickie snaps her fingers to capture the woman’s attention.

Vickie Hall: No my dearest. I did.

Angelica agrees to go-with-the-flow. She repositions the microphone towards Vickie Hall.

Vickie Hall: Yes, hi. Gosh golly, I just love what you’ve done with your hair.

It doesn’t sound like Vickie’s that sincere. Regardless, Angelica gives an unsure “thank you?” in response. Then Vickie goes into addressing the original statement.

Vickie Hall: My man is PRIMED and ready to go. He is a fierce tiger about to POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE out of his cage and rip apart anyone who comes his way! We are the FOREVER Tag Team Champions and now we are coming for it all! World Championship, Alias Title. You name it, it’s got CONVOY written all over!

Vickie looks at Angelica Brooks with an expression as if to aggressively ask “IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH OF A REPLY!?”

The interviewer brings the mic back to herself.

Angelica Brooks: Well, Jonathan-Christopher did have help to pick up his victory. Darin Zion became involved-

Vickie’s having none of it. She cuts Angelica off.

Vickie Hall: ZION is worried about the Alias Title and he most definitely should. Zion is going to HAMMER through that division. Plus we have decided to allow others to defend our Tag Team Championships over the next couple of months. Divide and conquer!! Muhahahaha!!! The world is mine!!

Brooks’ face suggests none of this makes any sense.

Vickie Hall: Let me sum it up for ya. My man is an ANIMAL. In the ring. In the bedroom. Hell fucking yes he is!

Vickie gives her blonde hair a wild and ferocious shake.

Vickie Hall: He is challenging ANYONE to a match at ReVival 23!

Immediate worry crosses Jonathan-Christopher’s face! He wasn’t expecting this. Instead, he reaches out for his honey bunch of oats and lightly touches her shoulder.

Jonathan-Christopher Hall: Baby, I’m not sure…

She passively rubs his hand in reply and then goes right back into the camera.

Vickie Hall: There are lots of MEAN MEAN MEN -and women- on the PRIME jabber and I’m just so rattled by it. FUCK WITH THE BULL YOU GET HIS HORNS.

Pause.

Smile.

Wink.

Vickie Hall: And I get something else.

She hovers her hand around the “down there” region on Jonathan-Christopher, making his face burst into red from embarrassment!

Angelica Brooks doesn’t know what the hell to do.

Angelica Brooks: Okay. Great. Thank you for your time, Vickie.

Vickie runs that same hand through her unkempt eyebrows.

Vickie Hall: We’re starting Jonathan-Christopher off with low level wrestlers. Green rookies like Adam Ellis, so don’t worry, dear. No Brandon Youngbloods. We have to work our way up. REAL Hallmark Journey stuff!

JCH intervenes.

Jonathan-Christopher Hall: I love you! I love you so much, baby!

Vickie closes her eyes and sways back and forth.

Vickie Hall: And I love you.

She changes her demeanor and stares at Angelica Brooks.

Vickie Hall: This interview is OVER.

Brooks shrugs.

Angelica Brooks: Um, okay? Back to ringside!