COMMERCIAL: PWA
The feed is interrupted on the ACE Network broadcast of ReVival with static before the transmission clears and shows the inside of the Yuengling Center in Tampa, Florida. The place is mostly empty here on a Friday evening since the next event doesn’t take place until tomorrow night. The camera focuses on a wrestling ring in the center of the building where the HOW logo can be seen proudly displayed on the canvas. As the camera pans around the ring off in a corner can be seen an individual. As we zoom in the person is revealed to be none other than HOW Hall of Famer and current HOW LSD Champion Jace Parker Davidson.
Jace is dressed casually while leaned against the turnbuckle pads in the corner. He has the HOW LSD Championship belt proudly displayed over his shoulder and has a microphone in his hand. He slowly raises the microphone up to his lips and begins to speak.
Jace Parker Davidson: Hello people out there watching the… totally just as good as HOTv Network but not really… ACE Network!
Jace allows a smirk to slowly creep across his lips.
Jace Parker Davidson: I come to you from lovely Tampa, Florida which is where you can see Chaos 006 live on the much better HOTv Network. I will be appearing live on that show going one on one against the former HOW World Champion and hell of a wrestler in his own right known as Conor Fuse.
Jace pauses and looks around the empty building for a pop for the name Conor Fuse but one never comes.
Jace Parker Davidson: Hmmmm tough crowd. But I know what you’re thinking. What is JPD doing here interrupting an edition of ReVival tonight of all nights? Well, other than bringing this show the gift of rating I’m here to address a certain someone. This person decided to step up to me on Twitter… watch out folks, you got a literal badass on your hands. And through his poor attempts to insult me and make PRIME look good, he actually decided to challenge me to a match.
Jace’s jaw drops mockingly in shock as he looks side to side for a moment.
Jace Parker Davidson: That’s not all, he even decided that he wants to come here to HOW to have this match against me. Pretty ballsy if I do say so myself. But I guess this wrestler, if you can call him that, is one of the few people willing to step outside of the McKenna blue bubble that you all have built there in Vegas. I’m not sure how the big bad Lindsey Troy feels about this and just between us…
Jace waves the camera closer with his free hand then whispers into the microphone.
Jace Parker Davidson: Is she over the breakup yet?
Jace raises his index finger up to his lips and makes a SHHHH sound as the camera pans back to its original position.
Jace Parker Davidson: Pretty embarrassing stuff but I’ll tell you all about that later. No, this is about me and Senor Crayola Mask.
Good ol’ Senor Crayola Mask. Apparently, he is a Champion of some sort for you guys. And he’s even wrestling tonight to defend his title against a man known as… damn… what was his name again? Toe? Turnbuckle? Traffic Jam? No… wait… Lawrence Thumbtack! Big mighty challenge there you got. Guy is going to get steamrolled by a woman named Sloane Taylor in another company for a title he holds there so…
Jace scrunches his face and bobs his head side to side a few times.
Jace Parker Davidson: Not exactly a career defining match in my opinion but hey, that’s quite alright. I’m sure for viewers of the Ace Network this will be like Game 7 of the World Series. Let’s cut to the chase. Sir. Maya Angelou Luchador you wanted a match? You want to step into my territory? You want to come into High Octane Wrestling and try to embarrass me in the place where I have cemented my legacy? I say let’s do it. I haven’t talked to Lee and honestly? He’s probably going to be pretty pissed off that his LSD Champion is appearing on the ACE Network but I’m not the kind of guy to shy away from trouble.
Jace shrugs his shoulders and adjusts the LSD Championship belt.
Jace Parker Davidson: That means I’m not going to wait for Lindsay Troy to give her blessing. I’m not going to sit back and watch the seconds tick by as Lindsay decides to anoint you as her chosen Champion to represent PRIME against the evil machine known as High Octane Wrestling. You can come with all the piss and vinegar of Lindsay Troy on a crampy PMS day but you want to do this? Let’s see you come here to Florida. See, next week Chaos will be live from Miami, Florida. The place where I live and I will be out here in front of my people.
Jace stops and raises his hands into the air as if to pump the breaks.
Jace Parker Davidson: I’m not saying you have to step into the ring with me next week. I’m just inviting you to come down. I’m going to let you dip your toe into the water a bit so you can know what exactly you’re getting yourself into. I want you here to witness what it’s like when a REAL talent steps out in front of a crowd of his hometown fans. I want you to feel what it’s like under the bright lights in the best company in the entire PWA Alliance. I’m leaving the door open for you personally in the FTX Arena on September 4th. You wanted me to say the things I said on Twitter to your face? I won’t be a hard man to find in Miami. But I’ve grown tired of giving you and PRIME free publicity. I also don’t want to rattle you too much before your “big” main event.
Jace throws his hands into the air and rolls his eyes.
Jace Parker Davidson: So good luck defending the Intense Championship. Ohhhhh Intense… so fresh and edgy… grrrrrrrr… haha… PRIME can claim to be number one by definition but that isn’t even a PRIME number. The number two is a PRIME number and much more fitting since you guys are fucking shitty. Wait… can I say fucking on the ACE Network? Guess I just did… oh well. Later losers.
Jace raises the HOW LSD Championship belt into the air and tosses the microphone out of the ring behind him. The camera focuses one more time on the HOW logo before the transmission ends.