CULTURE SHOCK… RUMBLE?
We come back from commercial to find Kenny Freeman somewhere backstage at his namesake Coliseum, curiously all on his own and…oh, oh no.
There is no way this can be good, or safe…we hear some very funky beats in the background, and…oh, oh boy…it looks like Kenny has something to say.
When I’m in the ring I do not play
In the Multiverse, there’s no room to fumble
I’m gonna be the winner of the Culture Shock Rumble ♫
Kenny takes a pause to listen to Aeon from offstage, who lets him know that this is not a Rumble match. Kenny is nearly taken aback by this as he responds to the news.
Kenny Freeman: What’s that? What’d you mean–oh, it’s…oh, it’s one of those. Okay, alright.
Kenny clears his throat before continuing his cute little song.
♫ Well I just learned that it’s not a Rumble
Oh me oh my, what a big ol’ stumble
To the Multiverse, I will stay loyal
When I win the [incoherent] Battle Royal ♫
Kenny takes another pause, checking with Aeon on the status of what he’s created.
Kenny Freeman: That good? I’m only doing one take. No no. Okay, alright.
Kenny clears his throat once more before wrapping things up.
♫ So now you know what I’m gonna do
In a couple of weeks, Culture Shock Night 2
Good ol’ Kenny Freeman will earn his shot
At the Universal Title…okay, maybe not. ♫
Kenny starts stuttering at the end, his self-doubt kicking him in the butt before the feed cuts to static briefly…and we come back just in time to see a mass of competitors brawling in the room, nearly knocking over the equipment! Kenny watches on, infuriated that his special little moment has been ruined by this overarching issue before giving chase, shouting incoherently before we cut away from the chaos!
We then, thankfully, go to the ringside area.