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DOWN THE ROAD

Event: GREAT AMERICAN NIGHTMARE 2022

Event Date: 07/01/2022

DOWN THE ROAD

DOWN THE ROAD

Nick Stuart: We’re just about an hour or so away from the rematch of the year – Brandon Youngblood vs Impulse II, this time for the PRIME Universal Championship! At this time, however, let’s go to the challenger for the match, live backstage, is Impulse! 

Split screen with Nick and Richard on the left, Impulse and Cally on the right. Impulse looks to be ready for battle, while Cally sports novelty ‘G-A-N’ sunglasses and is eating some cotton candy. Pop from the fans at the sight of the number one contender on the big screen. 

Nick Stuart: Impulse, Cally, good to see you! 

Cally: HI RICHARD! HI NICK! HI VEGAS! 

Complete with spastic waving, of course.

Richard Parker (unenthusiastic): Charmed.

Impulse: Good to be with you, Nick. Rich. 

Nick Stuart: Obviously you’re ready for your showdown with Brandon Youngblood, but coming up right now is a match I know you and the Champion are both watching closely, as Julian Bathory and Cancer Jiles–

Richard Parker: *Raspberry*

Nick Stuart: … Jiles… will be facing off for a title shot at Ultraviolence! What’s your take on this match, and should you be the Universal Champion at the time, do you have a preference for your opponent? 

Impulse: That’s a lot of assumptions there,  Nick… even if I win the PRIME Universal Championship tonight, there’s a lot of space between now and Ultraviolence where anything can happen. But I’ve been in the ring with Julian Bathory before. I know his strengths and weaknesses, and I know how he operates. Cancer Jiles–

Richard Parker: *Raspberry*

Both Nick and Impulse look at Richard.

Cally: ‘Scuse you!

Impulse: I’ve never been in the ring against Jiles, but as the runner up in the Almasy Invitational, he’s clearly got the chops. But he’s also come up short in multiple matches for the gold and I think it’s about time to start moving forward and seeing what someone else can do with an opportunity.

Nick Stuart: What’s your prediction, Impulse? 

Impulse: Taking the title holder outta the equation, I’ve gotta pull for Bathory in this one. I know what he can do and I would love to see him headline the next one. Now… that being said? 

Richard Parker: Never a straight answer with this one. 

Impulse: If I’m holding the gold when Ultraviolence rolls around? Brandon Youngblood has made beating up on Jiles just look… SO appealing. I’d love to get in on that action. 

They look at Richard.

Richard Parker: …I’ll allow that one.

Nick laughs at the comment.

Nick Stuart: Thanks for taking the time, Impulse, and best of luck later tonight! But it’s time to see who will be opposite the Champion in a few months’ time, let’s get to the ring!

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