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FISH IN A CANDY STORE

Event: ReVival 14

Event Date: 08/26/2022

FISH IN A CANDY STORE

FISH IN A CANDY STORE

Bobby Dean walks through the backstage area, the smile plastered to his face. He’s happy, and he’s about to see a sign that makes him even happier.

Bobby Dean: What’s this? 

He reads the sign aloud.

Bobby Dean: “Choco Tacos and Scantily-Clad ladies This Way”? Wow, you had me “choco”!

Bobby tears down the hallway as fast as his legs can pump, following the corresponding signs and arrows until he reaches a dead end to the hallway. Leaning against a chair is a picture of Bobby Dean’s face, but with Xs for eyes. 

Bobby Dean: Look at Beautif…

That’s all Bobby gets out of his mouth before a steel pipe comes crashing onto his head. Bobby slumps onto the floor. Standing over him is a snarling Paxton Ray.

Paxton Ray: Jus’ like shootin’ fish in a candy store.

He stops and thinks for a moment, then shrugs.

Paxton Ray: I said what I said.

He then puts his arms under Bobby’s arms and begins to drag him, grunting from the effort, as we quickly cut away. Where is King Blueberry, and his forklift when you need him?

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