Mikey Unlikely and Jesse Kendrix find themselves meandering down the hallway, a venti caramel frappuccino, with two extra shot of espresso, extra caramel drizzle, and extra whip, rests comfortably in Mikey’s grasp. The two men are in street clothes, looking around almost bored, as if they would much rather be anywhere but here.
Coming towards them from the opposite direction is “Beautiful” Bobby Dean, and he appears to be muttering to himself.
Bobby Dean: I think we’re ready for Survivor buddy! Just think, if you and I win the tag titles, and Jiles wins the Universal title. Ohhhhh man, can you imagine?
While Bobby waits for an answer…the two forces are getting closer and closer, both oblivious to the other, as Bobby looking down at his feet while he continues to mutter, and Mikey and Kendrix are so engrossed in thinking of the numerous strippee joints they could be right now. It should come to no surprise when Bobby and Mikey collide, given the size of Bobby Dean and the narrow hallways, it doesn’t give anyone much room to pass.
Mikey Unlikely: Ey! What the hell Bruv…
Mikey scoffs, while looking down at a very small miniscule drop of caramel staining the front of his shirt, before looking up at a smiling Bobby Dean.
Bobby Dean: MIKEY!!! Buddy, how ya be…
Jesse shakes his head in disgust as Mikey looks down at Bobby as if he were simply some cow shit he had the misfortune to step in.
Mikey Unlikely: RUINED! This shirt is ruined! I can’t be seen like this!
Unlikely takes off the barely stained shirt and slams it to the ground in a heap. Bobby’s happy face begins to fall. Mikey looks back up at him and puts a finger in his chest.
Mikey Unlikely: This is YOUR fault! Typical Bobby Dean… The jolly giant of flubbery! Always in the way, always messing up, and always…always…always FAT!
Unlikely slurps on the Frappe, happy to still have it. His eyes never leave BBD.
Jesse Kendrix: When will you finally understand, Dean? Mikey and you aren’t friends anymore. You haven’t been friends for quite some time now. In fact, you’re polar opposites.
He gestures over to his tag partner, still urging away obnoxiously on that frappe.
Jesse Kendrix: Mikey here had one little imperfection on his shirt and he got rid of it, much like he got rid of you…
He clicks his fingers
Jesse Kendrix: Just like that. And you on the other end of the spectrum…I mean, well your imperfections are plain for all to see, yet you keep it all literally hanging on like a bad smell.
The once cherubic face of “Beautiful” Bobby Dean is gone, replaced by a quivering lip, tear filled eyes, and flushed cheeks, as the scorn continues to mount.
Mikey Unlikely: It doesn’t matter where we go, you’re always there Bobby… Why is that? Are you following me again? Are you sad that your little egg bois never made you as popular as when you were hogging MY SPOTLIGHT? Is it because you couldn’t ever be the leader of anything so you’re a forever hanger-on? I think it’s time you give it up… get with i…
Out of nowhere Bobby reaches up and shoves Mikey Unlikely, his former friend, as hard as he possibly can. Luckily for Mr. Unlikely he was already close to the wall, but the sheer force of impact causes Mikey’s drink to go flying, covering him in a golden shower of frappuccino goodness.
Mikey Unlikely: WHY YOU NO GOOD, SON OF A…
Mikey immediately retaliates, striking Bobby in the face with a closed fist. Kendrix is right behind him kicking Bobby in the solar plexus, causing the big man to bowel over. Bobby charges forward driving his shoulder into Mikey’s stomach, pushing him back into the wall. But the numbers game is just too much as Jesse and Mikey go to work.
The two on one attack commences for only a short time when outta nowhere Doozer jumps in and clocks Jesse Kendrix with a massive right hand. The four men are going at it, trading shot for shot when, like a wet blanket, PRIME Security comes rushing onto the scene separating each team from one another.
Mikey looks shocked to see Doozer standing there, sharing a confused look with his partner in crime.
Mikey Unlikely: Where the hell did he come from?
Jesse Kendrix: Outta nowhere bruv, outta nowhere!
Doozer at hearing this, bellows out with rage, pushing through Security and taking a step or two towards the Bruvs, before more guards are able to roughly pull him back.
Doozer: I was standing here the whole time!
Bobby Dean: This isn’t over!
Mikey Unlikely: You damn straight it’s not over, you owe me a new shirt and a Frappe! EXTRA DRIZZLE!