HEY, LOOK WHO SHOWED UP IN PRIME THIS WEEK
Adam Ellis and Ginny Van Lear, hang out backstage dressed in brand new Duck Commander Camo gear inspired by Ginny’s dead-eye shot that brought down a sponsor’s balloon a couple of months back, since Adam’s match with Hayes Hanlon was postponed to ReVival 30.
Ginny’s shirt sports a shotgun decal in the center with the words ‘Beware, Girl with Gun’ lettered in a circle around it while Adam sports a Duck Commander Realtree original hat… available for $25.99 on the Duck Commander website…
Ginny Van Lear: Gee Adam, that was shure nice of them folks to send us these clothes and stuff.
Adam Ellis: Yeah. I’m not much into hunting and stuff but-
Joe Bergman: Well well well… lookie here.
Brief crowd pop for the totally unexpected appearance of new MVW part-owner Joe Bergman to PRIME.
Adam Ellis: I thought you might be dropping by. Good to see you here man. How’re you doing?
Also joining Joe is his valet, Sunny O’Callahan, who’s resplendently dressed per usual with a black spaghetti strap top, a pair of faded and torn jeans, and heels. Sunny also drinks out of a bottle of Southern Comfort and sways back and forth as Joe speaks.
Joe Bergman: Not bad man, not bad. Just came here to talk about my final wrestling match against PRIME’s very own Sage Pontiff on June 11th.
This surprises Ginny.
Ginny Van Lear: Final match? Are yew retirang?
Joe Bergman: Yea, it’s time for me to hang up the boots. But first, I have one last piece of business to take care of. Sage, wherever you are tonight, I’m not just going to show up the PWA 2 show and cash a paycheck, play the hits, and then go home for good.
Joe shakes his head no. Sunny takes another drink from her bottle of Southern Comfort. Ginny just ‘looks’ at her, silently disapproving of her drinking in public and wary of Sunny for other reasons.
Joe Bergman: No way… that’s just not my style. I ended my HOW career with a simple roll up by Charles de Lacy. Charles, congratulations. You did really well at War Games and I wish you the best of luck going forward. Sage? Jit’s going to take more than a simple roll up to beat me. Just know this, this is my final match and I plan on going all out in a blaze of glory at the PWA 2 show on June 11th. I hope you’re ready because I know I am.
Joe then turns to Adam and Ginny.
Joe Bergman: Nice swag. Duck Commander, I presume?