Lost In Love
The scene jumps to a ReVival backdrop and interviewer Matt Mills who greets the camera with too much excitement.
Matt Mills: Hello everyone! I am here with two very interesting guests indeed! Rookie sensation Jonathan-Christopher Hall and his wife, Vickie!
The camera pans to find Jonathan-Christopher standing beside Vickie. The man is wearing a pink and purple “I’m with my sweetie” t-shirt, an arrow obviously pointing to where his woman is. Of course, Vickie wears the same t-shirt with an arrow pointing the other way. However, Vickie looks significantly taken back when Matt speaks.
Matt Mills: JC, tonight in the main event you’ll…
The interviewer stops. Suddenly, Jonathan-Christopher is expressing the same body language as his wife. The Hall’s look at each other and attempt to speak off-mic.
Vickie Hall: Honey, should you tell him?
Jonathan-Christopher Hall: Sweetheart, I don’t think I can.
Jonathan-Christopher is trembling at the thought. It looks like he’s close to tears so Vickie immediately starts caressing his back. Vic is much shorter than the 6’2” rookie so she’s on her tippy toes to find Matt Mill’s mic.
Vickie Hall: Excuse me, sir. First, we don’t subscribe to the terminology of husband or wife.
Vickie turns to Jonathan-Christopher and wraps her arms around him. Jonathan-Christopher places his head in Vickie’s chest.
Vickie Hall: We are Amazing Life Partners! ALP for short.
By now, Matt has repositioned the mic so Vickie doesn’t have to project upright but she still does anyway.
Vickie Hall: And Jonathan-Christopher should not be addressed as JC. He was given the wonderful name of Jonathan-Christopher. Therefore, he should be called by it. I am disappointed in Lindsay… Troy is it? Did you know she put “JC Hall” on some promotional material last week? Severely rattling. Apparently, her excuse was ‘there wasn’t enough room to put Jonathan-Christopher down’. So she opted for JC.
Vickie, too, is almost worked to tears. She continues to profusely rub Jonathan-Christopher’s back.
Vickie Hall: It’s hurtful when you are spoken for and not collaborated with. It’s as if this is a supreme overlord dictatorship!
Vickie turns to her Amazing Life Partner.
Vickie Hall: It’s okay, honey. It’s okay.
And back to Matt Mills.
Vickie Hall: It’s uh, kinda Mickey Mouse-like, don’t you think?
Matt doesn’t really know what to say, (nor does he understand what Vickie means by this). Regardless, he’s just trying to keep his energy levels high with facial expressions.
Vickie Hall: I forgive you, Mr. Mills. Please, go on with your questions.
Matt starts speaking again but Vickie isn’t paying attention. She’s turned back to Jonathan-Christopher and starts talking softly to him.
Vickie Hall: Are you okay, honey? Do you think you’ll be able to answer the nice man, sweetie?
Jonathan-Christopher puts on a brave face, sucks back tears and nods yes.
Matt Mills: I’m sorry Jonathan-Christopher. I wanted to ask you, main event, Brandon Youngblood. Real big stage. What are your thoughts?
Jonathan-Christopher studies the face of Matt Mills. He’s no longer shook, he’s simply trying to look deep within the man who asked him this question. It takes Jonathan-Christopher some time but eventually, he finds the words.
Jonathan-Christopher Hall: Tonight, my Wonder Woman and I begin our journey to the top of the PRIME mountain.
He puts a firm arm around Vickie’s shoulders.
Jonathan-Christopher Hall: And…
Suddenly, Vickie pops into his field of vision. She giggles with the playful laughter of a school girl seeing her crush finally acknowledge her from across the room.
Vickie Hall: Darling, your eyes…
Jonathan-Christopher Hall: What about them, my dear?
Vickie Hall: They’re so dreamy. I’m lost in them.
Jonathan-Christopher Hall: I’m lost in yours, too.
Vickie Hall: Oh, Jonathan-Christopher. You are divine!
Jonathan-Christopher Hall: Honey, the way you spoke up for me when I was rattled a moment ago…
Vickie Hall: Yes?
Jonathan-Christopher Hall: It made my heart palpitate.
Vickie Hall: Oh, baby.
Jonathan-Christopher Hall: Yes, baby?
Vickie Hall: I love it when you call me baby.
Jonathan-Christopher Hall: And I love calling you baby!
Vickie Hall: Awwwww goosebumps and butterflies when you call me that, baby.
Meanwhile, Matt Mills doesn’t know what the hell to do. Jonathan-Christopher and Vickie continue to steamroll the interview in their own direction. They now hold each other tightly and gaze deep within their partner’s eyes.
Vickie Hall: I love you Jonathan-Christopher!
Jonathan-Christopher Hall: And I love you, Vickie bunches!
Vickie Hall: Tonight our HALLmark Journey begins!
Jonathan-Christopher Hall: I know, baby. Goodness, I know.
Vickie Hall: This is magical! Nothing can go wrong! You, Jonathan-Christopher, will be Universal Champion!
Jonathan-Christopher Hall: But my heart belongs to you, Vickie.
The dubbed Wonder Woman turns to Matt Mills with a question of her own.
Vickie Hall: Gosh golly am I the luckiest girl in the world or what!?
Jonathan-Christopher and Vickie have, thankfully, stopped talking… although they continue to stare into each other’s eyes. Matt Mills doesn’t know what to make of things.
Matt Mills: Uh, back to ringside?
The scene cuts but not before Jonathan-Christopher and Vickie start rubbing each other’s noses against each other, feeling so warm and cozy.