LUNCH TIME vs. DANGEROUS MIX

We head back to ringside, where Jimmy Turnbill and Vince Howard are currently in the ring as “Everybody Wants Some” by Van Halen begins to play throughout the arena before cutting to Nick and Richard at commentary!

Nick Stuart: Well folks, it’s been a wild night so far and after that statement from Adam Ellis it’s time to get back to in-ring action! We have a new tag team in PRIME and they look hungry to make a name for themselves!

Richard Parker: Oh, they look hungry alright…I think I’d better hide my donut stash.

Nick just sort of glares at Richard as we see the very tag team making their way out, before Vince begins the introductions.

Vince Howard: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, they are the team of Sterling “Meat” Hayes and Brian “Tater” Chevis…LUNCH TIIIIME!

Hayes and Chevis give some high fives to fans in the front row as they head toward the ring, looking forward to their first match in PRIME as their music fades.

Vince Howard: And their opponents…

“Run Rabbit Junk” by Hideyuki Takahashi plays as David Fox and Mushigihara make their way out to the stage, ready to get into action.

Vince Howard: At a combined weight of 487 pounds, the team of David Fox and Mushigihara, they are…DANGEROUS MIX!

Fox and Mushi approach the ring, cheered on by the crowd as the pair enter to prepare for tonight’s bout.

Nick Stuart: Some interesting words from the Mix earlier tonight, as they look to bounce back from losing to the Masters of the Multiverse…and their counterparts…at UltraViolence.

Richard Parker: Can’t argue with a good strategy, Nick!

DING DING

We start things off with Fox and Tater, the latter looking to lock up with the Soul Survivor…but a swift, hard kick to Tater’s leg lets the stocky man know what David has in mind. Fox keeps this up for just a moment longer, before Tater manages to block a kick before pulling him into a shoulder tackle, sending Fox crashing to the canvas!

Meat cheers him on from the apron as Tater brings Fox back to his feet, sending him to the ropes with an Irish whip as he looks for a clothesline on the rebound…but David ducks under it, using the momentum to his advantage to leap up, hitting a modified neckbreaker on the rebound that drops Tater hard!

Nick Stuart: Tater giving Fox a real fight at the jump, but David’s in control here now!

Richard Parker: If there was ever a time for a bit of a mean streak to pop in it’s now, Fox!

David stays on the attack with some hard kicks, but Tater does his best to absorb the damage as he slowly gets back to his feet…and manages to catch Fox off guard once more, this time taking him down for a spinebuster! Tater rolls over, reaching out to tag in Meat as Mushi extends an arm from his corner looking for a tag of his own!

David crawls inch by inch toward the corner…and just as Meat reaches to grab the leg and stop him, Fox manages to leap up and make the tag to Mushi! The crowd cheers, eagerly anticipating something of a HOSS fight as Mushi and Meat stare each other down…and Meat smiles, egging Mushi on somewhat. The two start exchanging some hard lefts and rights, which Mushi quickly turns into elbow strikes as he beats down on Meat, only stopping to hoist him up and over for a gutwrench suplex!

Nick Stuart: And what a suplex that was! With how big Meat is, Mushi’s strength is absolutely stunning here!

Richard Parker: If he keeps that up he might wear himself out, though!

Meat is down as Mushi goes for a cover…but Turnbull doesn’t get to make the count, as something of an argument is distracting him from ringside. We turn our attention to it as well, seeing Fox arguing with…the B-Team!?

Nick Stuart: What are those two doing, they’re not even supposed to BE here tonight!

Richard Parker: Right, fellas, there IS such a thing as too much bragging…and this ain’t the time for it!

The argument continues until Tater has had enough, dropping from the apron as he charges at the Masters…but his momentum sends him crashing into them AND Fox simultaneously, sending all three men crashing to the floor! Back in the ring, Mushi is confused and somewhat annoyed by this turn of events…but that gives Meat an opening as he rocks the Kaiju with one hard right hand after another, sending him toward the corner.

Meat comes running full speed toward the corner, but Mushi just manages to avoid disaster as he ducks out of the way…and uses the momentum to drop Meat with a Biel throw! The chaos at ringside has finally subsided, but there is still no Fox available for the tag…so Mushi seizes his opportunity, bringing Meat up to his feet as he looks for a Uranage…but Meat manages to stop it with an elbow to the head! Meat hits the ropes, looking for a clothesline…but Mushi catches him by surprise, this time connecting with the Uranage! The crowd are shocked at the power on display as Mushi makes the cover once more…and this time, Turnbull makes the count!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

DING DING DING

Vince Howard: Here are your winners, via pinfall…David Fox and Mushigihara…DANGEROUS MIX!

Mushi gets to his feet as Turnbull raises his arm in victory, but the Kaiju is still distracted by what’s going on outside as the Masters are finally back on their feet…and immediately hightail it up the ramp, heading to the back as Fox gets a chance to slide into the ring to join in the celebration. That doesn’t last terribly long as we see Tater slide in as well, checking on Meat before bringing his friend up to his feet…and the two duos stare each other down, eager for some sort of rematch down the line as we cut back to commentary.

Nick Stuart: Well folks, this match took some turns but we have a win for Dangerous Mix down…but with the shenanigans from the B-Team, it seems there’s an unresolved issue now!

Richard Parker: Very true Nick, I can’t say I blame these guys for wanting another crack at each other down the road…but what in the fresh hell is this?

Richard lifts a peculiar card up, handing it over to Nick who reads from it.

Nick Stuart: Masters of the Multiverse, B-Team…for the love of food? I dunno what that means either, Richard, but I suspect we may have a little more understanding of why they came down here during this match tonight! Folks, we’re just moments away from our next exciting match as Sage Pontiff debuts against Adam Ellis!

Back in the ring, we see that the stare down between Lunch Time and Dangerous Mix has ended in a very reluctant handshake between the duos, that the crowd show some appreciation for as we cut to commercial!