MEANWHILE, AT THE BACKSTAGE OF JUSTICE…

In the midst of the fallout of the TAL/Ivan vs. the GAS, the camera comes alive backstage as GREAT SCOTT is visibly furious after a loss with his on again, off again friends in the Egg Bandits. He pushes a whole pile of boxes down onto the floor, seething as he yells. 

Not talks loudly. 

Yells. 

GREAT SCOTT: THIS IS HECKING BULLCRAP HOW DO YOU LOSE A MATCH WITHOUT BEING PINNED I AM GOING TO CALL AN ATTORNEY. CARL BABYLON IS A MENACE AND I AM FURIOUS. 

SCOTTZILLA sees the camera and immediately grabs the side of it, pulling it in close to his face. He is breathing uncomfortably heavily. 

GREAT SCOTT: CARL I AM A LEGEND AND POSSIBLY A PWA MEGASTAR AGAIN NOW THAT I AM THE YOUNGBLOOD KILLER. I DO NOT HAVE A MATCH AT KOHLSOSSUS WHICH IS CRIMINAL BECAUSE IT IS OUR MANIA BUT REAL AND YOU CANNOT HAVE OUR MANIA WITHOUT GREAT SCOTT. 

He shoves the camera backward, nearly toppling the cameraman as he does so. 

GREAT SCOTT: IF YOU HAVE ANY GUTS YOU WILL FIGHT ME AT KOHLSOSSUS AND YOU WILL TAKE A SCOTTACANRANA AND THEN ALL WILL BE RIGHT WITH THE WORLD. I DO NOT LIKE LOSING WHEN I AM NOT THE ONE WHO LOST. PREPARE TO FEEL MY BEAR AND MY GLARE YOU JABRONI. 

Feeling as though he has successfully done the bare minimum to still make the super show after a busy African American Friday season, he slams down another pallet of boxes and storms away, leaving the hallway in turmoil as the show goes on. I am so sorry everyone. I will be better.