NEEDS MOAR GAS
After such an amazing match between FLAMBERGE and Nate Colton, one would think that the show would just end because that was clearly a match worthy of the main event. Crazy enough, this show just started. We have so much more to go, and part of the awesome sauce that is still yet to come involves one of the men standing here in the backstage area.
That would be the man with the forever smile, and a newly released pair of ‘G’ shades that are only available on his new ETSY page. You can also find the #ADOREME tee he is wearing on that site as well, because Anna Daniels refused to put his flea market quality bootleg merch on the main site. She said something about not being able to sell a shirt on the main site for $24.95 when it looked like he bought it at a Dollar Tree and had a five year old write #ADOREME in black Magik Marker. Joke is on her, because he bought the shirts at a thrift store and wrote it in Sharpie himself.
Domingo Cruz is standing behind him on the left, in a painted on black t-shirt. A mustache and soul patch the only hair he has, as his head is shaven smooth. Frank Pastore is behind him on the right, in a blood red button up shirt that has the top two buttons undone.
Matt Mills is there too, completing the quartet with a microphone in his hand. He brings it to his lips.
Matt Mills: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m standing here with Tony Gamble and the other two members of the newly formed Gamble Adoration Syndicate.
Tony Gamble: That’s right, and tonight we’re going to be adding a new member to the Gee Aye Ess… Macrology Kjedelig.
Matt is thrown off for a second, but being the professional he is plows forward like a fifteen year old running back playing ten and under peewee football.
Matt Mills: I think you mean, Mortimer Kickshaws.
It’s Tony’s turn to look a bit confused.
Tony Gamble: That’s what I said, Muriform Kjedelig
Domingo Cruz: Mortimer
Frank Pastore: Kjedelig
Mills takes a moment to look at the two men flanking Tony, taking a few seconds on each of them as Tony’s smile widens.
Tony Gamble: It’s nice to have a couple of guys that have my back, that are here to make sure that I am on my game… to make sure that I am not attacked unprovoked like I was at ReVolution 14.
Matt Mills: I think you meant ReVival 14.
Frank folds his arms across his chest, and leans forward with his lip curled into a snarl.
Frank Pastore: That’s what he said.
With catlike skill, Matt steps back instinctively
Okay, okay, he actually just flinched really hard.
Anyways. Before Tony was so rudely interrupted, he was talking about the unprovoked attack from Mortimer Kjedelig at Revival fourteen. It takes him a moment to remember it all, but it hits him like a ton of feathers that scatter in the wind upon contact.
Tony Gamble: I brought in two of the best people I know. Domingo here is as tough as they come, and he is one of the best techni…
Tony trails off, having turned to his right and finding Frank standing there instead of Domingo. He does a double take.
Tony Gamble: Did you switch places with Cruz?
Pastore answers with a nod before speaking,
Frank Pastore: Yeah, right before Mills walked up with the cameraman.
Tony Gamble: Damn Houdinis. Now what was I saying… Oh, yeah! Domingo is one of the best technical wrestlers I have ever seen inside of a ring, and that is something I am very familiar with. I’m a bit of a technician myself, so I know a thing or two about a thing or two.
Matt Mills: Riiiightttt. Now about your upcoming match with Mortimer… If he loses he will need to join the Gee Aye Ess, but if he wins you promised to stop attacking him. These assaults have been random and without provocation, why not just stop altogether? Why make it a stipulation in your match?
Tony Gamble: Did I tell you about my boy, Frank? Frankie here is a tough son of a bitch, that has been through it. He had a brief run in Defiance and took down some of their best stars at the time. One of them being that piece of shit, Bronson Box. Let me tell you, he’ll put your ass through a wall just for looking at him funny.
Matt Mills: Awesome. Now about this stipula…
Tony Gamble: That doesn’t matter, Matt my boy, because tonight we gain a new member and pretty soon you may even see us proving our dominance in HOW or SHOOT, maybe even the SOV.
Matt Mills: Wait, are you saying you’ve signed a PWA contract.
Tony just flashes his trademark grin and starts to walk away, his entourage not far behind.