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The camera cuts to the locker room area where we see possibly the largest man on the PRIME roster to date sitting on a folding chair. The mind boggles, just how sturdy can a steel chair be to hold so much man without snapping? The man in question is none other than “Beautiful” Bobby Dean, as if you didn’t already know, and he is mere moments away from making his in-ring debut for PRIME.
The large man seated on the chair holds what appears to be a plastic tub full of brown protein powder in one hand and a scooper in the other. Without much ado, he proceeds to scoop out a spoonful of powder and shoves it into his large gaping mouth. With the aid of his saliva the large man manages to gulp down the mouthful of protein, before going back in for a second round.
Bobby Dean: If you’re happy and you know it, eat protein.
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Bobby Dean: If you’re happy and you know it, eat protein.
NOM.
All of a sudden a no-named backstage employee rushes to Bobby, startling him as he releases a small cloud of powder from his mouth.
Employee: There you are! Everyone has been waiting for you! You’re supposed to be heading out to the ring by now!
Bobby Dean: Oh no! I was so busy bulking up for my match I didn’t even realize! Wait, did I miss Cancer losing?
Before the no-name employee can answer the large man rises from his seat and frantically shoves the plastic tub to the employee while reaching down and grabbing his nearby robe. He tries again and again to squeeze his arm into the sleeve of the robe as he tears out of the locker room, leaving the employee behind. The employee looks down to the plastic tub and his eyes go wide and his mouth drops open in shock.
Employee: Nesquik!?