NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT
Event: COLOSSUS 2022
Event Date: 12/16/2022
NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT
With the banner for Colossus as the backdrop, Matt Mills stands across from tonight’s Intense title match contender. Already in his ring gear, Tony Gamble stands alone with no other member of the Gamble Adoration Syndicate in sight.
Matt Mills: We’re moments away from the start of night two of Colossus, live here in Madison Square Garden. My guest here tonight is about to step into the ring with The Anglo Luchador, in a match for the very title The Anglo Luchador won upon his return to PRIME. Ladies and gentlemen, Tony Gamble.
Tony Gamble: I have to say, being a part of the very first Coolossus is really exciting. So far, after last night, it’s been a great replacement for it’s predecessor and I can tell you now that the fun is just going to keep on rolling.
Matt Mills: The name hasn’t changed, that’s just been what Jiles and the Bandits have been calling it.
Tony Gamble: Wrong, but you’ve always been like this so why would I expect anything less. Anyway, we’re here to wrestle not talk semantics.
Matt shakes his head, as Tony continues.
Tony Gamble: So let’s talk about me becoming a two time Intense title champion instead.
Matt Mills: You won the title for the first time back in 2007, in a match against Wade Elliott. It’s been a long time. What makes you believe you can beat a red hot Anglo Luchador here tonight, after the way you’ve been performing in the ring since your return?
Tony Gamble: You know, Matt, for probably once in your life…you’re right. It is easy to look at my record since returning and think I have no chance at winning tonight, but I’ve only really lost against Dusk since UltraViolence and I didn’t even want to be in that match. I actually went out of my way to lose that match, trying every way I could to get disqualified, but Elvis Nixon was only interested in having Dusk win that match cleanly. With Timo calling the match tonight, I’m sure the right man will have his arm raised in victory.
Matt Mills: In a match like this, he’s really just there to make the count.
Tony Gamble: Exactly, and I trust he’ll do just that when I have Tommy limp and lifeless in the center of the ring.
Matt Mills: That’s a bold statement. Speaking of bold statements, you’ve been making a lot of waves lately on Jabber with comments to not only The Anglo Luchador, but to Ria and even Nate Colton’s sister Jenny. You’re making quite a few enemies, Tony.
Tony Gamble: Yeah, well, when I first got here that little group was always getting together and I tried to fit in. I asked about meeting up with the rest of the group and hanging out, wanting to get to know them and possibly having a good working relationship.
He shakes his head.
Tony Gamble: All I got was a cold shoulder or a middle finger from every one of them, so this is what they get now. I no longer give a damn about making friends with those jerks, and if Nate or Ria feel like they want to step in the ring with the champ…tell them to get in line. Nate’s a little boy that is quick to jump the gun and want to fight with anyone that says something he doesn’t agree with, while Ria is so damned confused rehab couldn’t even fix the crap in that head.
Matt Mills: Well that is just uncalled for.
Tony Gamble: Like I said, Matt, I really don’t give a damn anymore. Now, if you’ll excuse me…I have a title to take back.