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PEACE OUT SON, I’M GHOST

Event: COLOSSUS 2022

Event Date: 12/16/2022

PEACE OUT SON, I’M GHOST

PEACE OUT SON, I’M GHOST

We cut elsewhere backstage, to find the Masters of the Multiverse…B-Team standing all by their lonesome. There is no interviewer here, nor is there one needed as Kenny Freeman has a microphone in hand…and a frustrated, almost angry look on his face, as he begins to speak.

Kenny Freeman: For months, we plowed our trade here in–

Kenny is interrupted as Randall leans over to whisper in his ear, making him even more frustrated as he continues.

Kenny Freeman: For months, we plied our trade here in PRIME. No one knew what to expect of us going into Tag Team Survivor, but we showed the whole world that we–

Kenny is once again interrupted by Randall’s musings into his ear, forcing Kenny to furrow his brow before pressing on.

Kenny Freeman: Could perform at about the level people expected.

Kenny stops for a moment, looking over at Randall as he mutters something that we just barely pick up on the microphone.

Kenny Freeman: What’re you doing, man? I’m trying to cut a promo here.

We don’t hear what Randall is saying, but whatever it is seems to be really getting on Kenny’s nerves as he lifts the microphone to speak once more.

Kenny Freeman: My point is, we’ve put a lot of work into this whole wrestling thing, and to see it unfold the way that it has makes me mad as hell. You hear me, PRIMEates? I’m mad as hell, and I can’t take it anymore! Peace out son, I’m ghost.

With that surprisingly understated last statement, Kenny drops the microphone before storming off…but Randall is still here, as he picks up the microphone, brushing it off before speaking.

Randall Schwartz: Don’t mind Kenny, he just found out he’s not getting that Turbo Man doll for Christmas this year. We’ll see you guys when PRIME hits the road in a few weeks.

With that, Randall walks off, leaving us only with the sound of Kenny’s voice shouting “IT’S AN ACTION FIGURE” before we cut away!

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