Short and Sweet

The camera cuts to backstage at the backstage interview hub, where Angelica Brooks is standing by with The Anglo Luchador.

Angelica Brooks: I’m here with The Anglo Luchador, whose first match in over a decade is next up here on ReVival! What made you come back after such a long time away from the sport?

The Anglo Luchador: You know something, Angelica? They say wrestling isn’t about wins and losses, and while in the short term, that may not be true, answer me this. Do you know who won the third match on the fifth episode of ReVolution that aired in 2008? If you asked that question to 100 people, maybe five would be able to say it with confidence, and none of them would be able to answer it without the use of the database at Cagematch Dot Net. Wrestling is about legacy. How do people remember you? A long time ago, the people loved me, or they hated me, or they found what I was doing to be slightly off-kilter, but the point was, they had an idea in their heads on who I was. But which identity was the true one? Was I the work rate genius who wowed them with entertaining wars? Or was I the malcontent choke artist who never won a World Championship that he could defend successfully once? Well, I’m here to put any discrepancy in how you see me to rest. It starts with Alexander Redding, and it won’t end until they pry the Universal Championship from my unconscious body in the middle of the ring sometime in 2025. PRIME is going to be mi casa for as long as I’m able to walk and chew gum at the same time, and you can take that to the bank.

Angelica Brooks: Well, good luck out there. Strong words from The Anglo Luchador! Richard and Nick, let’s send it back to you!