SOLID GOLD ROCK N ROLL vs. DANGEROUS MIX
Nick Stuart: Folks, I’m not entirely sure I know what we just witnessed on the PRIMEview, but it’s safe to say the–
Richard Parker: No no, we don’t need to give them any more attention tonight. Randall Schwartz and whoever that other guy was have served their purpose. Besides, we have a match to focus on!
Nick Stuart: Fair point, Richard! The tag division has continued to be a mainstay of PRIME’s current era, and tonight promises to make that abundantly clear as Solid Gold Rock ‘N Roll take on Dangerous Mix!
We cut to ringside, where Vince Howard and referee Jimmy Turnbull are standing by in the ring. Vince looks at a set of notecards that has been handed to him just now by someone on ring crew, perplexed by some curious information as he gets ready to make his announcements for this next match.
Vince Howard: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first…
“I CAN SEE WHAT THE WORLD HAS DONE TO YOU!
I CAN FEEEL THE WEIGHT!
FEEEL THE WEIGHT!”
“The Motherload” batters through the speakers like an avalanche wearing skin tight leather jeans and a zebra-striped headband. Barry Delgado walks out standing nine feet tall despite being five-foot five, followed by the lanky frame of Trent Sadikaj, just oozing with SEX as the pair make their way toward ringside.
Vince Howard: Making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 471 pounds and–(sigh)–a combined height of precisely 12 feet, they are the team of Barry Delgado and Trent Sadikaj…SOLID GOOOOOOLD ROCK ‘N ROOOOOLL!
Bras, panties, and men’s boxer-briefs soar through the air as the rockstars stroll into the ring. Delgado pushes his hands through his immaculate mullet, while Trent blows sensual kisses to the crowd at ringside.
Nick Stuart: Delgado and Trent look more than ready for tonight, coming off the heels of a win over the Bandits at Great American Nightmare!
Richard Parker: You love to see it, Nick! With any luck, a win over Dangerous Mix will only solidify their status in the tag team division!
Vince Howard: And their opponents…
“Run Rabbit Junk” plays as David Fox and Mushigihara make their way onto the stage, the crowd showing some support, but the pair seem much more focused on the task ahead of them as they make their way toward the ring.
Vince Howard: Coming down to the ring at a combined weight of 487 pounds, and–(heavy sigh)–a combined height of 12 feet 2 inches, they are the team of David Fox and Mushigihara…DANGEROUS MIIIIIIX!
Fox and Mushi enter the ring, staring down the challenge that stares back at them in the form of Delgado and Sadikaj.
Nick Stuart: Dangerous Mix look very focused tonight, no doubt looking to get back into winning shape after the chaos of Great American Nightmare that led to the no contest against the Masters of the Multiverse B-Team!
Richard Parker: Schwartz and whatshisface have been boasting to anyone with ears to hear that they didn’t lose against Dangerous Mix, but it is not lost on me that Fox and Mushigihara also very clearly didn’t lose that match either. Much as I love me some Solid Gold Rock ‘n Roll, you heard the stats from ol’ Vince…Dangerous Mix have the advantage in their combined weight AND height, so this could be a real barnburner!
Nick Stuart: I…I can’t bring myself to actually respond to that one, Richard.
The teams have a quick discussion amongst themselves, and it looks like Mushi and Trent are starting us off as Turnbull calls for the bell!
DING DING
Mushi and Trent lock up, both men looking for a clear-cut advantage at the outset…which is answered with an Irish whip by Trent, sending Mushi to the ropes! Trent leapfrogs over Mushi on the rebound, watching the big man head to the opposite ropes before catching him on THAT rebound with a beautiful dropkick! Trent feels quite proud of himself for that as he looks to bring the God-Beast back to his feet…but is met instead with a headbutt to the sternum.
Mushi is back on his feet now, and he is absolutely laying the strikes on thick here, wearing Trent down with forearms and clubbing blows alike to demonstrate his power. Even a God-Beast is capable of an occasional slip-up, however, and Mushi’s comes after sending Trent to the corner when he charges at Electric Boots…who lives up to the moniker by dodging the attack at the last second!
THUD
Mushi collides with the turnbuckle, giving Trent the opening he needs as he runs to the ropes for speed, hitting a crescendo of momentum before connecting with a running bulldog that drops Mushi to the canvas! The crowd do not look too thrilled about that, booing Trent for his efforts. Trent just looks back at the crowd, taunting them with a smirk and a bit of a shrug before tagging in Delgado…who looks shocked at the sight of Mushigihara making it back to his feet once again, almost egging Delgado on to show the God-Beast what he’s capable of!
Nick Stuart: Well well well, this is going to be interesting!
Richard Parker: They has fight, and they HOSS FIGHT!
Sure enough, the two powerhouses charge at each other, colliding in a flurry of hard strikes! Mushi and Barry are really rocking each other with the forearms here, neither man quite budging to the preferred satisfaction of their opponent…until Barry manages to catch Mushi by surprise with a boot to the gut! This causes the God-Beast to double over, and Barry’s feeling rambunctious as he pulls Mushi in, looking to make him Kiss The Devil!
Mushi makes Boogie regret this decision immediately, using the position he’s in to send Delgado up and over in a modified back body drop!
THUMP
Barry crashes to the canvas, giving Mushi some much-needed room to breath as the crowd start chanting in support!
MU-SHI! MU-SHI! MU-SHI!
Mushi goes right back on the attack, bringing Delgado up to his feet before laying in some more hard elbow strikes to wear Boogie down…only for Barry to block the last of these, quickly countering with a headbutt that rocks the God-Beast…but not for long! Mushi answers that with a headbutt of his own in retaliation, which sends Delgado reeling back! Mushi looks to follow up on this…but Boogie springs a trap on the God-Beast, sending him to the ropes before hitting an impressive spinebuster! Barry is a little slow moving after that, but manages to get to his feet before tagging in Sadikaj…who doesn’t notice Mushi rolling toward his corner, managing to reach an arm out just enough for Fox to make the tag, much to the crowd’s delight!
RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Nick Stuart: The crowd is buzzing as David Fox gets to join in on the action!
Richard Parker: Foxy’s about to wear those damn kickpads out, Nick!
Fox rushes toward Electric Boots, catching him by surprise with a quick flurry of offense to keep Trent off his game. Laying in some quick and heavy kicks to the legs, Fox is hopeful that his foe will stay grounded as a result before heading to the ropes…but is met with a palm strike on the rebound for his troubles! Trent hits the ropes himself, but now it’s Fox with a leapfrog over the taller Sedikaj, catching Electric Boots with an arm drag that drops him to the canvas before both men immediately get to their feet in a standoff. They trade kicks, which gets out of hand quickly as the strikes can be heard throughout the Grand at this point.
WHACK WHACK WHACK
It takes a little while for the damage to be evident…but once it is, both men find themselves slightly worn out from the attack. Trent is the one able to recover sooner from this, as he heads to the ropes looking for a running cross body splash on the rebound…but is stopped in his tracks with a rolling elbow from Fox! This gives Fox a chance to turn things around as he sends Trent into the corner, before running at full speed and connecting with a big boot to the face!
The impact sends Trent crashing facefirst into the canvas, giving Fox a chance to make the cover as Turnbull makes the count!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Delgado rushes in to break the count, stomping Fox’s head!
Nick Stuart: Barry Delgado not letting David Fox take this match for Dangerous Mix!
Richard Parker: A fine, fine strategy by my boy Delgado there!
Barry decides this is far from over for his involvement, as he and Trent bring Fox to his feet before sending him into the corner…only for Mushigihara to come running in, catching the rockers with some hard forearm strikes! Things are getting out of control fast here as both Delgado and Sedikaj turn their attention to Mushi, getting him back for the forearms as they wear the God-Beast down before sending him to the outside with a clothesline over the top rope! Turnbull is doing all he can to maintain control, counting away before Delgado finally opts to return to the apron.
Trent makes the tag to Boogie now, as the pair go back on the attack wearing Fox down with some stomps before sending him to the ropes, looking for a double clothesline on the rebound…but Fox ducks underneath, using the opposite ropes as a springboard for a cross body splash on the rockers instead! The crowd are on their feet, cheering for Fox as he looks to the corner for a tag…but Mushi is still down on the outside! Fox doesn’t get a chance to let that sink in before Barry is back on his feet, hoisting Fox onto his shoulders before turning around…where Trent is waiting with a clothesline, sending him down hard onto the canvas for the Bad Reputation! Trent quickly rolls out of the ring, the crowd booing in disapproval as Boogie goes for the cover and Turnbull makes the count!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING DING DING
Vince Howard: Ladies and gentlemen, your winners via pinfall…Trent Sedikaj and Barry Delgado…SOLIIIIID GOOOOOLD ROCK ‘N ROOOOOOOLL!
The crowd are still booing as Turnbull raises the arms of Trent and Barry in victory. Meanwhile, Mushi is finally back on his feet on the outside, realizing what happened as he slides into the ring to check on Fox. The rockers make their exit, choosing to gloat over the win on the outside as we cut back to commentary.
Nick Stuart: What a match, folks! I am continually appalled by the actions of Solid Gold Rock ‘n Roll, but they knew what they needed to do tonight against Dangerous Mix!
Richard Parker: You can say that again, Nick! The boys are gonna have a fun time at the pay window tonight!
Nick Stuart: Folks, as we wait and see what this win means for Trent and Barry, we are just moments away from Julian Bathory taking on Mitchell Quinlan! Don’t go away, folks!
Fox and Mushi stare down the rockers from inside the ring, trying to figure out what their next step is as we go to commercial!