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Survivor

Event: ReVival 6

Event Date: 04/22/2022

Survivor

Survivor

Our scene opens to a random door…

With Melvin Beauregard standing outside of it. A hazmat team walks in and out of his office in full gear, frantically removing plastic wrapped furniture. Melvin holds up two envelopes and smiles.

Melvin Beauregard: Thank you all for joining us for another fantastic episode of PRIME’s ReVival. I apologize for our setting here in the hallway, but as you can see we have a little work going on behind me.

A man runs into the room carrying a shovel, another carrying a chain saw, and lastly a man with what looks like a flamethrower.

Melvin Beauregard: So anyway, onto business for the evening. Two more teams are leaving our fantastic Survivor competition. Congratulations to the morons behind team DUI on another hard fought victory. I’d like our leaf blower returned by the end of the night, or I’ll be billing you all for a new one…

Melvin beams at the thought, his bald head glistens in the light of the hallway as he flips the envelopes back and forth.

Melvin Beauregard: So V.I.A.G.R.A. and Crudely Civilized… you all have decided not to live up to your legendary names and instead have posted another loss. So two more of you will fall out of this magnificent contest and will find yourself competing against 2Become1 on ReVival 7.

Melvin opens the first envelope labeled CRUDELY CIVILIZED.

Melvin Beauregard: I guess Survivor isn’t the right place for a B team, maybe if you had sent the A team you’d have had a better chance in this one. Thank you for competing Randall, and what’s that other guys name again? Eh, it really doesn’t matter.

Melvin smirks and opens up the baby blue envelope.

Melvin Beaurgard: And apparently the Dangerous Mix in this competition was the two of you and your team mates. Sorry Mushi, you’ll have to OSU! yourself on over to the match against 2Become1 and Masters of The Multiverse B-Team.

The camera starts to fade but Melvin holds out his index finger to indicate he has something else to say.

Melvin Beauregard: Oh… And the tribes are gone for the next challenge. It’s every team for Itself. Good luck.

With that our scene fades as we hear the sound of the chainsaw roar to life and screaming ensue from Melvin’s office as he walks off down the hallway shaking his head.

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